âNow that Destiel is canon, what are you gonna do now?â
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@naruto-uzufuckit
âNow that Destiel is canon, what are you gonna do now?â
pure distilled 2012 tumblr has been injected directly into my veins I feel like Iâm on crack
CUTIES!!!!
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(spoilers for the latest update) Jack!! what do you think of Bitty's missing tooth đĽşđĽşđĽş
batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harleyâs situation, he fucks off to a different country for a âvacationâ, and gets the occasional update from alfred thatâs like âwell sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.â and bruce is like:
and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.
Alfred: she got a hyenaÂ
Bruce: oh shit
Alfred: she named it after you
Bruce: Aww
this has been the only good addition to this post
help Iâve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
This post violently resurfaced deeply suppressed memories
instead of having unnecessary conflict between arts & humanities and STEM majors we should all just team up to bully the real losers: people who go to police academy
me a history major: never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Business major Chad: what about side by side with a friend?
wei âin my defense i was left unsupervisedâ wuxian
Jiang Cheng: I trust Wei WuXian.
Nie Huaisang: Do you think he knows what heâs doing?
Jiang Cheng: Iâm not sure Iâd go that far.
dorohedoro
Lmao imagine worshiping some chump that lost a fiddle contest to a kid in Georgia
yeah gen z living in 3042
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wish washing our bedding was not such a Task but alas we have a lasagna of things
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Iâm reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-
âCame up with the ever changing floor plan.âÂ
Really, Ravenclaw? Really?
âYou know what this school needs? To not make any sense-â
âRowena, I donât think-â
âExactly, you donât think. Iâm brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think theyâre doors-â
âBut how will the students get to class?â
âTheyâll have to figure it out.â
ââŚâ
âEveryday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.â
âThe stairs move! This doesnât seem safeâŚI think Iâll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.â
âDitto. I think the dungeons would be saferâŚâ
ââŚMy kids will brave these stairs. Iâll take the other tower.â
#Rowena snipes that âcunningâ means Salazarâs students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that âcunningâ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all Thatâs Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)
#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey Iâm just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)
iâm literally crying this is 100% what happened
(hey tumblr please donât delete the previous peopleâs comments like you did the last time i added someoneâs tags to a post mmkay)
No but thatâs actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I canât even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now Iâm on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but Iâm here and itâs just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because itâsnot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anything âhere is: the nearest paintingâ like fuck you siriÂ
actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90â˛s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parentsâs ages, and hadnât been back to hogwarts in several decades, if theyâd even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids.Â
rowena knew what the fuck she was doing.Â
The only time slytherin and hufflepuff worked together my ass. They were best friends.