A facsimile of a Person

Logan 36 || ♂️ || white || ♑ || occasionally nsfw || 18+

[coppiced-deactivated20211220]

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

[farmingsimulator]

I'll tell you what I do need, a rubber spatula

[vykodlak]

Angel

[vykodlak]

Obviously I love the bf to pieces but sleeping can truly be some trials and tribulations sometimes because he's the type of person who moves in his sleep + is difficult to wake up and this manifests in various random dangers to my person

[vykodlak]

Can't believe I forgot these two classics

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[visenyaism]

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

[farmingsimulator]

Unfortunate update on my cupcakes. My mini e-whisk is just not powerful enough to make a frosting. I just don't have the tools I need.

I need a full size electric mixer and I don't have one and I ain't getting one

[icaseybaybee]

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[coachesdreams]

[farmingsimulator]

I became a true patron of the arts and I joined the association. I got my membership card today and y'all I'm crying

It looks like a doctor fucking wrote a prescription or something. You're telling me there was no one else available to write it 😭

[rantsofalib]

My inner introvert is screaming 😂😂😂

[thelostcanyon]

A fast moving cold front passing to the north, J-Six Ranch, Cochise County, Arizona.

[thedogfamily]

[inkandguns]

[busty-shackleford]

God forbid women do anything

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage