Farting in the Shower

header image: Strolling Along the Seashore - Joaquín Sorolla y Bastida

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Iced tea or hot tea?

Iced tea 🧊 🫖

Hot tea 🔥 🫖

Voting ended onAug 6, 2023

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Full episode you would like to see based on a scene from Paradigms of Human Memory (Community episode 2x21):

Haunted House

Camping Trip

Insane Asylum

Saint Patrick’s Day

Old West Town

Glee Club

Habitat for Humanity

Painting Shirley’s Nursery

Mexican Trip

Other/ will say in tags or comments

Voting ended onMay 4, 2023

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Best @dril tweets pt. 2

The wise man bowed his head solemnly

In a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives

This whole thing smacks of gender

Boss tells me I can kiss my ferrets at work

( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever )

Therapist: your problem is, that you’re perfect

Drunk driving may kill a lot of people

I am selling six beautiful, extremely ill, white horses

Oh youvve read a few academic posts on the matter?

Go ahead. Keep screaming “Shut the Fuck Up” at me

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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Best @dril tweet

So long suckers!

Blocked. blocked. blocked.

If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace”

Food $200

If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals

I’m not owned!

Issuing correction on a previous post of mine

Another day volunteering at the Betsy Ross museum

Jail isn’t real

Different tweet/ will put in tags

Voting ended onApr 30, 2023

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Best @dril tweets pt. 2

The wise man bowed his head solemnly

In a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives

This whole thing smacks of gender

Boss tells me I can kiss my ferrets at work

( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever )

Therapist: your problem is, that you’re perfect

Drunk driving may kill a lot of people

I am selling six beautiful, extremely ill, white horses

Oh youvve read a few academic posts on the matter?

Go ahead. Keep screaming “Shut the Fuck Up” at me

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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Part 1 here:

Farting in the Shower

Best @dril tweet So long suckers! Blocked. blocked. blocked. If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” Food $200 If the zoo bans...

[fartingintheshower]

Best @dril tweet

So long suckers!

Blocked. blocked. blocked.

If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace”

Food $200

If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals

I’m not owned!

Issuing correction on a previous post of mine

Another day volunteering at the Betsy Ross museum

Jail isn’t real

Different tweet/ will put in tags

Voting ended onApr 30, 2023

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Second poll here, since there were so many iconic suggestions

Farting in the Shower

Best @dril tweets pt. 2 The wise man bowed his head solemnly In a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives This...

[fartingintheshower]

Best @dril tweets pt. 2

The wise man bowed his head solemnly

In a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives

This whole thing smacks of gender

Boss tells me I can kiss my ferrets at work

( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever )

Therapist: your problem is, that you’re perfect

Drunk driving may kill a lot of people

I am selling six beautiful, extremely ill, white horses

Oh youvve read a few academic posts on the matter?

Go ahead. Keep screaming “Shut the Fuck Up” at me

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

[fartingintheshower]

Best @dril tweet

So long suckers!

Blocked. blocked. blocked.

If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace”

Food $200

If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals

I’m not owned!

Issuing correction on a previous post of mine

Another day volunteering at the Betsy Ross museum

Jail isn’t real

Different tweet/ will put in tags

Voting ended onApr 30, 2023

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Favorite Beatle?

John

George

Paul

Ringo

Voting ended onApr 29, 2023

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Favorite season of What We Do in the Shadows?

Season One

Season Two

Season Three

Season Four

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2023

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Yeah, that seems about right

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Favorite season of What We Do in the Shadows?

Season One

Season Two

Season Three

Season Four

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2023

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Favorite Magic Kingdom (slow) dark ride:

Pirates of the Caribbean

Haunted Mansion

It’s a Small World

Peter Pan’s Flight

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Under the Sea - Journey of the Little Mermaid

Other/ answer in tags

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

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Best (least bad) paid streaming service:

Netflix

Paramount +

Peacock

Apple TV +

HBO Max

Hulu

Disney Plus

Amazon Prime Video

Discovery +

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

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Which Peanuts character are you most like?

Lucy van Pelt

Linus van Pelt

Schroeder

Charlie Brown

Snoopy

Woodstock

Peppermint Patty

Sally Brown

Pig - Pen

Other/ will answer elsewhere

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

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Best orchestra section!

Strings 🎻

Brass 🎺

Percussion 🥁

Woodwinds 🎷

Keyboards 🎹

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

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If you lived in the Last Airbender universe, what kind of bender would you want to be?

Airbender

Waterbender

Earthbender

Firebender

I would want to be a non-bender.

Other/ explain in tags

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023