f*** (fart)

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

I am absolutely losing my mind at this soup subscription service

[shiftythrifting]

Not thrifted, but someone on Facebook is asking $100 for… a gallon of milk.

[afloweroutofstone]

[katrinadevoort-deactivated20211]

losing my mind

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Me and who

[turnidoff]

good vibes only

[vuittonv]

me

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

hampster

[domesticateddog]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[benshallnotbefed]

[thevikingstill]

[the-worm-man]

how long until hampster is just hr

[spooky-catboy-angel]

[viciousmeme]

[memewhore]

[scromit]

god made us in his own image.. well, almost. god's pussy hole and ass hole are in opposite places. the reason he made ours switched is for copyright reasons and also because he thought it would be entertaining to watch us try and figure out pooping and pussy stuff but the joke's on him because it's just a better set up overall and he's bitter about being stuck with his back pussy and front shitter. that's why he does all the mean stuff that he does to us: floods, corona virus, katy perry, pearl harbor

taking notes taking notes

[kaijuno]

Very tense living situation happening here

[pawcakes]

*pushes you up against a locker like a high school bully* I like your shoes Where did you get them  

[pawcakes]

help 

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

going to the comedy club to get joked off until i laugh all over the place

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

gonna make me bust a gut

[sozzayaye-deactivated20260401]

Learning that yahoo answers is getting wiped:

[bgm05]

[kaijuno]

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Huh

[kaijuno]

It was just like that in the early 00s

[zvaigzdelasas]