[infectiouspiss]

dinking my oiter

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION for 'LOVER GIRL' — 2025

[catasters]

[cute-catts]

[timplatt]

Given to a man on a train at 5:56pm

[yugiohz]

[cute-catts]

[furcula]

Manifesting season 3’s scooby gang!

[phantomrose96]

Refiner payroll: $206,000 Melon parties: $428 Finger traps: $39 In-House Marching Band: $23,746,300 Egg party: $294

someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this. my severed floor is mutinying.

[otterjpg]

[amaet]

defiance, personified

[thememedaddy]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[timplatt]

Left in front a box of raisins in a gas station at 2:34pm

[skelkankaos]

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

[skelkankaos]

see? simple as

[cursedwithcaution]

she’s unhinged she’s religiously traumatized she’s a child soldier she’s a genius she’s 5’1 and commands every room she walks into she’s middle-aged she’s good with babies she’s bad at baking she’s a horrifying driver and she has never done anything wrong in her life

[florencvassy]

wondering about the audition process to cast emile the goat. did they get the goat with the biggest wettest eyes. did they get the goat who could bleat the sweetest and saddest. the goat who could stand the cutest. the goat who could look into the gun the most innocently. did the goats called back have to do a chemistry test with gwendoline christie. many such questions. anyway that little goat has such a promising career ahead. what a performance.

[kublakola]

the people hating on the Cobel solo ep r crazy bc for me one of the biggest mysteries of the show has ALWAYS been "wtf is up with that absolute freak?" She is so deeply strange and captivating. Finding out the specific kind of madness that has been motivating her methods has haunted me since she was talking about de-icing her stoop, and now we know! child soldier PhD student mourning both her mother and her stolen IP!!! THATS why she's crazy THATS why she is so incomprehensible and strange. obsessed obsessed obsessed.