My name is Farz and welcome to Jackass. @farzmurphy - Tumblr Blog

Hows life dealing with a lord of chaos?

I have like no idea whom you’re referring too?

Like are you talking about Raven, Vincent... RIRE??? Sid?

With Sid I know he made like..

A sandwich with soggy bread the other day and had chips in it. And like today he dipped his turkey sandwich in overly sweet coffee.

Vincents just being a Baby(tm) since the full moon is in like 5 days.

I wanna be your friend but I'm super fucking nervous- I'm a Vincent kinnie and I can't believe I'm flustered over a Farz >;[

Haha omg. I didn’t really see this til now but thats really sweet. If you see this then sure. And to your previous question on if this was on anon, yes, it was.

but farz??? where were you

uh?? dying

#i didnt mean to accidentally drop this but that happens shrug emoji #and then i get anxiety about coming back #it just happens my dudes oop

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A mark of my own face - I’d wear that!

#hot bitch

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Self care is buying a shirt that looks 100% like Strades for only 6 dollars

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I have like 3 good pictures of myself in Strade clothes now

Self care is buying a shirt that looks 100% like Strades for only 6 dollars

#i can cosplay strade now #got the boots pants shirt n skull shit #also..... ill be getting to the drawing soon i have like low motivation and im tired as shit

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fuck, marry, kill but instead it’s

get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, and they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds

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the important rule to this version is that no matter who is with you, you HAVE to be stuck in the elevator for the full ten hours. I don’t care if you’re in there with Thor himself. You can’t get out.