Professional Babe

Full service brothel worker living and working in Melbourne. Will probably only follow you back if you're also a sex worker.

[fat-baby-hooker]

WHERE YOU AT??? WHAT YOU DOIN???? LURKERS WANNA KNOW! Does this silence mean you're in deep with the 22 year old? Give us the deeeeeeeets

Lol yeah pretty much. In crazy deep with the 22 yr old. Struggling to make myself go to work at all because I just want to hang out with him instead so very much lacking in blog-worthy work stories. But he is an actual prince and like, just all round awesome person and makes me so fucking happy, apart from me never wanting to go to work, life is really good!

[glitternix-deactivated20151209]

I have no qualms using my looks and sexual capital to get where I want in life

[fat-baby-hooker]

Oh hi tumblrrrr. It's so quiet and boring tonight at work that I have returned to torment you.

[stripper-locker-room]

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[lemme-holla-at-you]

Brains, beauty & booty.

[vixenvu-deactivated20211122]

‎Men need to realize their penis has far more power over them than it does over us.

Kristen Schaal (via vixenvu)

[bpdiscool]

me: i’m emotionally unstable and i think it’s best for you to leave me

them: *leaves me*

me:

[babypinkvixen-blog]

Bitches be like “I could never sell my body” welllllllll BITCH I could never allow myself to work a shitty ass job, date a scrub, and have student loans looming over my head forever. So BYE

[boybarrett-deactivated20211126]

[fat-baby-hooker]

So I just had a client who booked for an hour and then when we were up in the room, I gave him a handjob for like three mins. Then he told me that he had been playing poker all night and had taken a Xanax so that he would be chill and not be obvious if he had good cards etc. so because he had taken the Xanax he said he could just tell that he wasn't going to get hard. I offered to keep trying, offering a massage, said we could just hang out and chat but he just said he was going to go home. He was lovely, super embarrassed and apologetic, and he left after like maybe 15 mins at the most. So probably most lucrative 15 mins I've ever had. There was this other client who I introed just before the Xanax guy came in who wanted to book me but I said no (and he then argued with reception about not being able to book me for like 15 mins this confirming my decision) so that definitely worked out in my favour.

[fat-baby-hooker]

Clients who are like 'no don't use that, I don't like it' when you reach for lube. Like, you've got a condom on m8, it's not touching you. It's for me and if I want/need to use lube, we're using lube!

[fat-baby-hooker]

Working tonight after not working since Saturday, I took Tuesday off because I wanted to chill and get high with the 22 yr old and I took Wednesday off to do a private. So now I’m at work being like my first client after four nights off can’t be gross so I’m knocking back a lot of intros. Need non-grossos to come in so I can make some cashhhh

[tiredstripper]

Can i ask you a question? if you don’t want to answer it just ignore it, brothels aren’t legal where i live so i’m always interested in how they are run.

If a guy comes in and you all do an intro and none of the girls want to book with him , does he just leave?

[fat-baby-hooker]

Yep. It's pretty rare that every girl who introed would say no but yeah, when that happens then the receptionist would just have to tell him that 'all the girls were suddenly busy'. It's more common for a guy to come in and every girl on shift to refuse to intro him, so then the receptionist either tells him the truth or says all the girls are busy in very long bookings etc

[fat-baby-hooker]

Took a few hours but I managed to get a fucking babe for my first booking. Sometimes in broth life if you have faith, you are rewarded with good things.

[fat-baby-hooker]

Working tonight after not working since Saturday, I took Tuesday off because I wanted to chill and get high with the 22 yr old and I took Wednesday off to do a private. So now I'm at work being like my first client after four nights off can't be gross so I'm knocking back a lot of intros. Need non-grossos to come in so I can make some cashhhh

[bitchycode]

👹💁🏻‍♂️

[fat-baby-hooker]

I managed to get it together last night and I made decent money for a Thursday night and all my clients were nice, chill and paid deluxe. So I’m hoping that this is proof that spending so much time hanging out with that 22 yr old and having lots of awesome personal life sex hasn’t actually totally fucked up my hustle.

I’m going to wear my new work outfit tonight because it seemed to go pretty well last night, and I’m in a good mood, feeling positive Friday night vibes! Good clients, lots of cash, come on!

PS I have seen the 22 yr old literally every single day for this whole week and my cat is seriously in love with him and I don’t even know wtf I’m doing.

[tiredstripper]

can i ask how old you are? (just wondering if him being 22 is a huge deal) 😂😂

[fat-baby-hooker]

I’m 30 so yeah it’s a pretty big age gap lol

[tiredstripper]

okay yes that’s a big deal, but i did it last year at 27 with a 22 yr old and it was fun till his age got in the way after a bit, but hey celebrities do it all the time. as long as he treats you right who cares ❤✌🏽

[fat-baby-hooker]

Hahaha indeed celebrities do it all the time! I'm just ugh about it because like, in my original plan him being 22 was basically the best part - he was just supposed to be this fun young babe who I could have occasional no strings attached real life hot sex with but instead he's turning out to be crazy mature and seems more like my age and he's smart and fun to hang out with outside of sex and we have some ~connection~ and shit. Like, I just wanted a sexy fling and this is not working out how I had planned argh!