fat giraffe

the emperor needs his...drink

[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #533

Donald Trump is really an alien in disguise and is here to study our ways and how we react to certain idiotic things people in powerful positions say

[wannajoke]

[boyfriendpoe]

because everyone keeps talking about poe / finn’s age difference

[jell-o-shot]

“Okay, we’re gonna get started in one second.”

[onlytwitterpics]

[smartgirlsattheparty]

omg this is amazing.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If i order a new sail for my boat and then call too late to cancel the order will they tell me that that ship has sailed or that that sail has shipped?

[wannajoke]

[moirainedamodred]

[0bsequi0us]

A big fish and a little fish!

[wannajoke]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Shaq had been born in ancient Greece, he’d probably end up a mythological figure

[fat-giraffes]

He is a mythological figure.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every ad is an ad for Adblock.

[wannajoke]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 15 years, manual and automatic will mean to very different things in cars.

[jtrocks9]

Desperation sets in.

[wannajoke]

[wannajoke]