Incorrect JRWI Quotes

I still haven't gotten over The Fated Five so i'm putting my suffering on the internet || Sorry I dont know the sources for anything I just see some words put them into a note document for a little bit and then later apply them to The Funny Men and or Velrisa

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Hello!

My queue finally ran out, so i'm going to stop posting for a bit. I might start up again and I might not, but either way lets just roll with it!

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Oriana: Who's your favourite literary vampire?

Taxi: The one from Sesame Street

Oriana: He doesnt count

Taxi: I can assure you he does

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Br'aad: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple; the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Legendary.

Sylnan: Br'aad its 3am what the fuck

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Velrisa: you two better have a good explanation for this.

Sylnan: actually, we have three.

Br'aad: you get to pick your favourite!

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Taxi: What rhymes with orange?

Velrisa: No it doesn't

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Br'aad: Just bought a tapeworm from Etsy!

Sylnan: Where are you gonna keep it

Br'aad: :)

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Mountain: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Br'aad: Wednesay

Mountain: Not what I had in mind but I'm flexible

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The Rat King: Yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. Yes, ladies calm down haha i can share if you'd like

The Rat King: The ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

Taxi: They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable

The Rat King: I'm a feminist