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Dionysus/Elias/Alias/Mint/Fated/Jared/Liam/Hawthorne/Whiskey/Captain . get crazy with it. Give me a new name if you want. I collect them. It/He/Xe/They/Moth. host of a system and gods silliest clown. Foaming at the mouth like a rabid animal Ask Me About My Ocs.

[fated-normal-767]

[fated-normal-767]

thinking “what if we all had animal sonas for a bit that’d be a fun drawing exercise” and hearing a cacophony of noise punctuated with the guy who claims to have been asleep several hours ago going “well I’m not a furry but you KNOW I said ages ago I’m claiming coyote if we do this” . Okay dude relax no one’s taking it from you.

[kingoftalkingbeasts]

we don't exactly get along

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[r0ttingsystem]

Being a system is so weird like my mummy and daddy didn't like me so now I'm sans the skeleton

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[r0ttingsystem]

Being a system is so weird like my mummy and daddy didn't like me so now I'm sans the skeleton

[bodysitting]

my "i'm not plural but my headmates are" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[orchardsys]

Born again

[alteredpanel]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[evilvillain123456789]

mid in height and mid in weight, stooped in posture, stiff in gait, dresses like an icecream cone, treats me bad, gives me the bone, round of belly, pink of cheek, self identifies as geek. dark forces from beyond the veil, send me now the perfect male