Violation Notice 👍

woah hello there! you'll see some consistency but don't expect a lot of that • they/it • i love you • call me Matter or some other variation of that.

[violationnotice]

Trust me. After wearing this comedy mask for so long, you wont even Need to feel any other emotions other than Boisterous Joy and Scrangkled Anger. That's just how this business works!

[violationnotice]

WEIRD LIGHT IN MY ROOM. DONT KNOW WHERE ITS COMING FROM. CANT GET IT ON CAMERA BECAUSE OF HOW DIM IT IS BUT THE FUCKING MASK IS GLOWING???????????

[violationnotice]

construction is so fuckigm loud i woke up. Hey. Should that shit even BE allowed. Come on. I got wayyyy too warm as well so I've fully wet my hair and put aloe vera gel on my arms. Moisturised my face too. I am conserving water

[nyctosaurid]

barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies

[nyctosaurid]

ok so like “the secret life of x” movies tend to not strongly explore the actual reasons why, exactly, their life has to be secret… they don’t really focus on it within the narrative. They do usually have some small justification for why animals or video games or toys or whatever have never just revealed themselves:

There’s no stated reason. They just pretend to not be alive. We usually can suspend our suspension of disbelief here because when it’s something like a video game or an emoji because any odd occurrences is perceived as a glitch or something similar but the actual reason why they aren’t too hung up on this kinda shitty lot in life isn’t said

They get something out of their current relationship with humans (like in toy story)

They have some specific reason to hide that they’re alive, like they die if they’re seen (like in the christmas toy)

They perceive themselves as sentient, talking creatures, but humans can’t understand them. They just see a squeaking mouse or an inanimate hot dog or whatever. 

and the last one is what most animal movies do, and it’s like, not devoid of weird implications but you can see where it mostly works.

but barnyard is the outlier here: it goes with tier one: the animals can talk and walk on two legs but just pretend that they can’t for unstated reasons. 

in the history of the barnyard world non human animals, at some point, decided to just pretend to be unable to speak. a “cow” or a “coyote” or a “hen” do not exist as we know it in the barnyard universe. the baa of the sheep is false; the ewe doesn’t understand it either. they only made up that noise to hide the fact that they speak human languages. a dog barking and running on all fours is a facade. animals naturally walk on their hind legs and made up whole postures just to appear non sentient.

and for what? what do they gain from this? they have no rights and no voice by their own choice. at one point a donkey claims the farmer is a good person because he’s vegan and a pig mentions bacon - this is not a fantasy universe devoid of death and misery and meat. do animals, in hushed whispers, remind their children not to sob in their real voice as they’re taken away? do the dogs not beg for kindness when they’re tied up and hit? do cows and chickens not cry for their life in the slaughterhouses? does a rat not scream a human scream when the trap misses their neck and only breaks their spine? Why? what is the point? They loose so much and have everything to gain.

anyways does everyone remember this really awful cat. it only appears in one scene but i can just sense the porn of it that would pop up if i googled it’s name

[inkthecryptid]

This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger it’s a little flag that says “bang!”

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[captain-price-returns]

[violationnotice]

I went to a zumba class and we danced to this song I think. And it was so fucking wild. We were KICKING. It was SO cool. Insane piece of music. But this was a fascinating experience

[targetedknowledge]

[taketestosterone]

if someone says its pronouns are it/its, remember that means its pronouns are it/its!! respect your local it/its user today and get its pronouns right!!

[taketestosterone]

and remember!!!!

[navy-leader]

Have been trying out new methods of shading and it's actually pretty fun, but it also makes me feel like this

[athimbustanut]

she won the idgaf war

[swanlakereturns]

my submission to the dark lord doesn't really mean anything she submits to me on tuesdays and thursdays. you have some really regressive ideas about sexual dynamics between women you need to work through. stop looking at my womb tattoo

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[chorusys]

the sweetest girls in all of existence are made to think they're horrifying monsters, it's so fucked.

[caspercryptid]

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

[caspercryptid]

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

[caspercryptid]

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.

[crimeboys]

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

[violationnotice]

They've put shrek the musical on youtube and oh my god Donkey.

[amazingdigitaljerker]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me