AS SAID BY ZEVRAN ARAINAI
ASSORTED DIALOGUE FROM DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS
we are… ridiculously awesome.
ahh, i grew up in a place such as this.
you need to worry about what happens before that.
now would be the time to consider it.
i do not think we are alone here.
now i regret that extra pie at lunch.
what is this? some ridiculous ploy to get me to lay down my guard?
it seems they left one alive.
you sure that’s a road to follow?
well that’s just typical, isn’t it?
anyone up for a little bit of naked cliffdiving?
just once i’d like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival. or an orgy. but alas, no.
ahh, an untouched treasure!
what wonders await us here?
we’re not planning on… actually fighting it are we?
couldn’t we just… sneak around it?
i have faith in my friends well enough.
let us put our heads together.
nice vase, i should get one for my house.
that smell… we’re definitely approaching some kind of lair.
i see where this is going. downhill. and quickly too.
what a remarkable amount of lava.
it seems darker this way.
we have to be getting close.
that is a sexy sword, and i must have it.
you know, you never feel so alive as when you’re breaking and entering.
these guards will know we have no business here.
you are more cunning and ruthless than we suspected.
carry on. do not let me get in the way.
what manner of monster do you think i am?
perhaps you ought to think about asking for a little forgiveness yourself, hm?
is there some reason why they should not?
why not, indeed? it’s a mystery for the ages.
still with the stern glances?
you are cruel to subject me to such torture.
but those stories you heard? all true.
you’ve decided to take the plunge, have you?
the massage is quite pleasurable, do not worry.
technically speaking, i still am.
are you thinking of having someone murdered?
what makes you think i intend to go anywhere?
i think i should stay where i am.
perhaps you have people you need killed?
you may ask, but i may choose not to answer.
you are… feeling all right, yes? perhaps you are tired?
it has brought us… closer together.
i assure you that i am not smirking. no smirking here, no.
sounds intriguing, if you ask me.
but it could be true, yes?
one day you will realize that you have wasted your youth and beauty on bitterness and suspicion, mark my words.
has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess?
we all have our reasons for doing what we do.
i am content to wait and see for myself.
are you dispensing professional advice now?
if you want to bed me, you only have to ask.
you are only slightly more attractive to me than a slime-filled pool of swamp water.
i’m just cheered by the thought that you might have picked up a book at some point.
the stench is worse than your feet.
i think i have a joke for you.
you just decided that, did you?
from you, that’s practically a proposal of marriage.
oh? does that make you jealous?
why, thank you ever so much.
i’m sorry… are you speaking to me?
i know. i am terrible and it makes me sad.
may i rest my head in your bosom? i wish to cry.
you say that like it’s a bad thing.
it drives me mad with desire.
so let’s pretend that i do, indeed, believe that murder is wrong.
there is no reason to deny yourself the pleasure of male companionship after all, yes?
i couldn’t help hearing about your… predicament.
i simply offer my services should you ever feel the need for… release.
adventure has changed you.
you really have no idea, do you?