Miser Brothers headcanons
Fuck it, darlings, let’s do it! I’m gonna start with Snowy!
I’ve always considered Snowy to be the youngest of the two. I think it comes out more in “A Miser Brothers Christmas.” He’s the second baby of the family, with Earthquake being the youngest.
He can go out in warmer temps but simply prefers not to.
After the events of AMBC, he often goes over to Heat’s house to hang out or to just play the role of the annoying younger sibling.
Just because Snowy and Heat don’t fight anymore, doesn’t mean he’s above the occasional prank!
He does like hot chocolate but likes to freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. (This is canon apparently!)
Still teases Heat about trying to claim Greenland as a warm territory.
He’s the type to remember a joke or funny scenario at the worst time and he’ll either try not to laugh or start snickering.
Can find the humor in just about any situation!
Will often pay visits to Santa and the missus, dragging Heat along, because why not?
Often instigates snowball fights and wins!
Taught Heat how to make snow cream and Heat actually likes it!
Helped Heat learn how to ski and snowboard!
He and Heat have a tendency to prank unsuspecting humans.
Loves any form of chocolate!
Took care of an injured baby polar bear and named her Blizzard. It took a lot of convincing from Heat to release her, after her recovery. The good news is, she remembers Snowy and visits him with her family from time to time.
Still jokingly calls Heat, “Inferno face” “Hot head”, etc.
If something is funny enough to him, once he starts laughing, it’s hard for him to stop!
Often makes North Wind the butt of his jokes.
Snowy is well known in his family for being the ticklish one.
His death spot is his hips.
Won’t go down without a fight! If a family member wants to tickle him, they have to catch him first and he will not make it easy on them!
If he hides, Heat will shamelessly give him away, being the sell out he is!
Snowy’s about to get the shit tickled out of him? Heat’s gonna grab a chair and popcorn!
Is a very gifted comedian!
Is a big show off when it comes to ice skating!
Heat’s older than Snowy by about seven or eight years. Even when they fought, he took his role as big brother, very seriously! (Not that he would admit it!)
Still has quite the temper but is working on getting it under control. Snowy’s been a big help with that.
Heat taught Snowy how to bake cookies but he has to come over to Heat’s house in order to cook or bake.
Heat’s not as outgoing as Snowy but makes an effort to try to get out more.
He does like going to the beach and sunbathing. Snowy prefers to swim.
Heat taught Snowy how to make seashell art and seashell jars.
Loves spicy foods. The spicier the better is his motto! Snowy swears that Heat’s burnt his taste buds off by this point!
After the events of AMBC, he’s gained more kindness and he’s not as embittered and angry as he once was.
Is still kind of a hard ass though.
Isn’t as much of an antagonist now but has a hard time admitting he messed up from time to time.
Heat loves to cook and is normally the one to cook when family gatherings occur.
His favorite dish to cook is mac and cheese. He will not allow family members to eat “that disgusting, chemical tasting tripe, that humans think is mac and cheese.”
Not only is he a skilled cook but he food decorating skills are insane! Proudly taught Snowy how to decorate cakes!
Enjoys Christmas but loves Halloween more.
Despite coming off as an asshole at times, he won’t hesitate to fuck somebody up, if someone does something to his family, with the exception of North Wind.
Speaking of North Wind, there’s no love lost between the two. They’ve never gotten along.
Often jokes about North Wind with Snowy.
Jokingly calls Snowy “Drippy snowman”, “blizzard face”, etc.
Has to wear a lot of warm clothing when visiting Snowy.
Does not care to get involved in family tickle fights.
If he does though, there is always a 500% chance somebody is going to get wrecked.
Unlike Snowy, he isn’t ticklish anywhere. Something that annoys the other family members to no end.
He likes classic black and white films. Mainly musicals and classic monster movies.
Heat also likes telling scary stories! (Thank you, Mr. Irving!)
Known as the vaudeville family member!
His favorite genre to read, is biography or fantasy fiction!
There you are, darlings! Hope you like ‘em!
