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Me. Just someone who wants to write. I’ll take requests. Bi. A huge fan of Robin x Lucina.

[fatfehshenanigans]

Here’s my DA. I’m gonna be posting my stuff here but I’ll use Twitter and Tumblr for notifications

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[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[rainnecassidy]

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

[allaboardtheloonyexpress]

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

[chubberbaria]

oc x canon good maybe? 

[kineticpenguin]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

[cereusblue]

Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.

[pangtasias-atelier]

WHY IS COMING UP WITH TITLES SO DAMN HARD!!!!

[the-noxxi]

Some writers will understand

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[chubbyheroesworthyheroes]

i dont care who your fav fe character is, i just want you to take a moment to picture them comin’ out of the feh hot springs, water drippin’ off of those juicy curves & their chubby bodies all flushed pink from the heat.

that is all.

[antioxidated]

One more emailed commission of Felicia from Fire Emblem.

[fatfehshenanigans]

I did a do

This time it’s the Blue Lion girls +Hapi cause why not.

https://t.co/ZEx3rVect9

[pocha-pic]

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[fatfehshenanigans]

Fire Emblem Fat Houses: Empire's Enormous Woman by thatonesoldier on DeviantArt

Heres a fic I've been working on for a while. I'm quite satisfied with how it turned out.

[zendayascoleman]

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

[catboy-prussia]

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

[hugealienpie]

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

[silentlycrazy]

I had a bi friend who was dating a girl and when he said anything about being bi she would laugh and say “that doesn’t matter cuz you’re with me”. Never been so happy to hear a friend broke up with a partner

[fatfehshenanigans]

Can you write something that's about Lucina and Robin working out together?

Sorry this took so long I was having some mental health issues. I'm gonna finish the other requests soon and open up my requests again. 

       Heavy breathing and painful groans were heard from the fitness room in Ylisse’s castle. “Come on Lucina you can keep going! Don’t stop til you touch your toes!” Lucina could barely bend her arms past her large breasts, so how could Anna think she can touch her toes? “Almost past my…. no no no!!” As she finally got her arms past her breasts she fell right on to her belly. Her body jiggled aggressively as she finally got to breathe and take a break. “Come on Lucina get back at it, you do wanna lose all this, right?” Anna rolled her onto her back and grabbed a bit of the fat on her back. “I don’t think… I don’t think I can.” Lucina sighed, rolling onto her back as to not lay on her belly. "Fine you get a five minute break but I demand to get paid more." The fitness Anna left the room at the same time as Robin enteding. "Are you alright dear?" Robin knelt down as he started to rub his wife's belly. "Robin, do you think I should continue with this weight loss program? It's not exactly going anywhere." The tactician stopped and thought for a moment.

      Robin was never a thin man but he wasn’t fat either, after killing Grima and returning to his family, he did start to put on pounds. Lucina was a thin woman when she came to the past, but she had clearly been putting on weight after he disappeared. “Darling, I’m not gonna push you. If you think you can’t lose weight, then stop. But I know my wife isn’t a quitter. She didn’t give up when the future needed her. So why should stop just cause she can’t lose some pounds.” Lucina nodded in agreement. “Right I can do this, but I think you should at least join me.” Poking at his belly, Robin chuckled. “Alright then. I'll join you." He pulled his wife up as they watched Anna return. 

[fatfehshenanigans]

I need to finish the requests. Uh, I think I can get 2 more done by Saturday.

[fatfehshenanigans]

It is Saturday and I forgot I made this

[fatfehshenanigans]

I need to finish the requests. Uh, I think I can get 2 more done by Saturday.