~Welcome to the Spire!~

A very Confused and Reluctant parent

[father-of-knowledge]

FoK: "Hello wonderful cookies~! Welcome to the Spire!

Feel free to browse through our books, ask me questions, and explore! If you have any difficulties finding something, just talk to me! Though we have a few rules:

1.) RESPECT OTHERS! I will not hesitate to kick you out of the Spire.

2.) DONT BE INAPPROPRIATE! There's children around, you know.

3.) DON'T BE WEIRD TO THE STAFF! I'm a real cookie, you know.

And... Please don't mind the children... I do not know where they came from, and I cannot find their parents...

Enjoy your stay!

~Important story beats will be under the tag 'The 12 hour later reblog'~

*Note that earlier posts may be linked to the next important post. This was changed to a tag because it's easier for me to keep up with. All these posts still have the tag.

Available Cookies:

-Past Fount of Knowledge (FoK)

-Past Wizard Cookie (WC)

-Fount of Knowledge (FoK) [You are here!]

-Shadow of Truth (SoT)

-Elena Cake Cookie (ECC)

-Black Sapphire Cookie (BSC)

-Truthless Recluse (TR)

-The Witch of Compassion [First Milk]

-The Witch of Perfection [First Berry]

Unavailable cookies:

-Past Blackberry Mousse Cookie (BMC)

-Timekeeper Cookie (TKC)

-Sugar of Happiness (SoH) [ @angel-of-sugar ]

-Passion's Embrace (PsE)

-Protector of Paradise (PoP)

-Saint of Volition (SoV) [ @mother-saint ]

-Absolute Resolution (AbR)

-Dusk of Silence (DoS)

-Cloud Haetae Cookie (CHC)

-Polyantha Rose Cookie (PRC)

(The Poster ~ @inky2cu )

[father-of-knowledge]

so if this is another au

do i get to be the favorite this time? :3

(and harlequin i guess since he found it before me)

FoK: "..What-?"

"What's with all the dimension travelers..."

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Hello father of knowledge how many kids do you have around the spire? ☺️

FoK: "Hey wait you're not from-"

"..I suppose it doesn't matter too much-"

"I have 2 children. Sugar occasionally brings Sugarfly, so that'd be 3... ..Then not to mention the countless children that come to the Spire..... Currently there's 7 in the Spire, I believe. Though that numble constantly fluctuates. I don't tend to allow children without parents."

[father-of-knowledge]

Why is the alternate universe fountain here

THANK YOU ANON FOR SENDING THIS

THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT

TO EVERYONE. YOU NEVER SAW THE POST. IM AN IDIOT

[father-of-knowledge]

Hello!

I am Little Giant Cookie

Fountain of knowledge do you have a knowledge of how to defeat a dragon?

(This guy is the ghost man in the ultimate oven part)

Well hello there

A wizard cookie

FoK: "Why of course I do! You-"

"WHY ARE THERE STILL WIZARDS HERE?!"

("WHY ARE THERE STILL WIZARDS HERE?!")

"Why are you still here?"

"I thought both of you were gone-???"

[father-of-knowledge]

So no milk. Mommy

Perfect witch

Perfect b**** your new name

"That's not a very creative name, mortal."

[father-of-knowledge]

Perfect b****

You don't deserve a which a compassion, you deserve worse

"Finally, someone understands my value"

"Shut the fuck up."

("Shut the fuck up.")

"Hey, no swearing in front of the doughs!"

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Let me tell you a tale cracked fountain

There was a cookie, a wizard great in magic. He created an artificial intelligence, and he made it do one thing

So the artificial intelligence made magical crystals, making spells more efficient than anything else

Then it collected all the magic. It had nothing more. No more crystals it could make

Then the intelligence figured something out. Everything is made from energy. Energy is magic, so it transformed the world into magical crystals. At the end, there was no cooking, just crystals; then it transformed itself into crystals

How to maximize something will doom the world

To maximize change, to maximize solid daily, to maximize happiness maximize volition, and to maximize knowledge

At what point will you stop?

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FoK: "Who keeps letting these cryptic cookies in?!"

"First the notes, now this?! Can you cookies leave me alone?!"

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Why can I see the future and the past at the same time?

This is definitely giving me a headache. Should probably check on the timekeeper. Maybe she's puking in the corner

And I know it's not me because my soul jam isn't connected to aspire anymore

And I know my power cannot connect to the fountain's power

Definitely need to get time more fixed up before something chewy bad enters the past

Number one Tumblr sexy man

CC: "Can confirm they're throwing up."

"I'd care more, but she ate my sandwich."

[father-of-knowledge]

Hi Truthless, how are you feeling now?

TR: ".. Physically..? Fine, I guess..."

"..Outside of that..?"

"...."

"..Weary."

[father-of-knowledge]

Oh no! The two lesbian moms are fighting

"We are not-"

("We are not-")

"I think it could make a compelling fan fiction. The tragic story of two witches that created one cookie that absolutely despise each other, but have to interact for the sake of their child..."

"We are NOT feeding into this!"

("We are NOT feeding into this!")

"..Hmm... You're no fun."

[father-of-knowledge]

Milk Mommies

Can you help your son parent correctly

"Can we PLEASE come up with a different name?"

("Can we PLEASE come up with a different name?")

"I think it's lovely"

"'I think it's lovely' bitch. You're just being a contrarian."

("'I think it's lovely' bitch. You're just being a contrarian.")

"And that's a problem, why?"

"Because it's annoying."

("Because it's annoying.")

"..Also... I suppose I could try.. Though I dont think you nor Fount want her help on the matter..."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

("What's that supposed to mean?")

"You know exactly what that's supposed to mean."

[father-of-knowledge]

Oh, welcome back Pure Vanilla Cookie!

Are you pregnant?

TR: "..Let me.. Get something straight."

"I run away and am still not doing great, and.... This is the first thing you ask me?"

"......"

"What is wrong with you cookies.. Give a cookie a few moments to process that my peace away from you all has ended."

[father-of-knowledge]

So wow, I can communicate with the future again, thank God that timekeeper allowed me to do that

Blackmail does work on her

Anyways, where is pure vanilla? I need him for a part of my plan

Oh, he's gone. Guess I'm going to need a wizard cookie

I need you to set up a spell that connects to this building's structure and have it activate and roughly 200Y3month and 3 days

(We should keep him from being seen. Then he can find the memory room; he gets knocked out. Helps Fountain stop his corruption at that time)

Anyway, Future fountain look behind you. Your child is falling out of a window

-Ultimate Shadow milk cookie

WC: "..You want me to do... What?"

"I don't.. Know how to do that."

TR: "......."

"What are you doing here."

FoK: "What-?!"

[father-of-knowledge]

Learning to Climb

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Wow! The Witch of perfection, you never show up in my timeline deadbeat

The more I get to interact with you, the more. I realize you're a b****. What are you going to do? Kill me? I exist outside of time, and I think I have enough power to flatten you

So she's why I want to become God in the past

Compassion.

You seem nice. I wish I knew you more. I wish you were able to come back and help me in my timeline, but you can't really change your past. I guess I could. But I don't really like to because it kind of gets rid of the meaning of doing anything

Hey, do you want to team up and kill the b****

"Leave, parasite. You do not belong here, and your interference is annoying."

("Leave, parasite. You do not belong here, and your interference is annoying.")

"I wish I could've been there for you more, in whatever world you come from... ..And between you and me, I'm already planning her death. It's completely planned out. One of these mornings, she won't wake up again."

"What."

("What.")

"Nothing."

[father-of-knowledge]

Future Fount of Knowledge

I was wondering how you deal with question with no direct answer? Like a question that comes down to opinion or a question that is split half and half on the correct answer?

FoK: "Well, in that case, I tend to either give multiple answers, or the more accepted one!"

"In fact, I just did that, since this very question has multiple answers!"

"..Cookies aren't very fond of those kinds of answer.. They like exact answers."