Father of Nargles

Sweden

[kaijuno]

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[the-real-adam-taurus]

Asdfghjkl

[cheese24k]

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

[charisma-savingthrow-deactivate]

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

[piercingsandink]

Crying

[theimaginator-omniworld]

*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”

*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”

[moonykins]

Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.

[theleafriday]

He’s the same guy who made that Thanksgiving Etiquette video, too

[studthismuffin]

He’s the voice of god

[biglawbear]

“to the female anglerfish, the human male is nothing but a loud, annoying pair of gonads”

GOLD

[adamsmasher]

same way we are to human females tbh

[theempressofmars-deactivated202]

I literally played this video for my students in class

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[onlytwitterpics]

[teenscoolest]

[thefatfuck-irl]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[ayellowbirds]

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

[bakerst-sherlolly]

@luminescentglow

[the-august-one]

@akulorkhan

[sixpenceee]

Whale powering up to the surface and breaching

[luvnaught]

I love how you have no fucking idea of the scope and majesty you are about to witness until you realize just what KIND of whale is zooming up to the surface and how fucking FAST that thing has to be going to catch that kind of air time.

[terribleteej]

Whales are scary fast!

[srsfunny]

Ight imma head out

[memes-r-memes]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nintendo]

The Officers Academy welcomes you! Lead your students in their academic lives and in turn-based, tactical RPG battles in Fire Emblem: Three Houses, available now for Nintendo Switch!

[loloftheday]

It’s about sending a message

[loloftheday]

i suppose hes correct?

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!