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SAD AND FAT BUT FAB

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y

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Post to contemplate myself!

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murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[scorpioschemes]

[fatlum4]

My love <3  Thank you for the great evening on lawn of the Oscar Niemeyer Museum <3 

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Sarahah

leave a message for me, and I will answer in this post! 

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

[empressbae-deactivated20250623]

😂 omg

[1-800-babybrat-deactivated20180]

yes mufasa, hit them notes baby

[fatlum4]

Sarahah

leave a message for me, and I will answer in this post! 

[californiakingme]

"My baby is about 24 months old"

Bitch the child is 2 years old. Just fucking say 2 years old.

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

18 months is the only one I can tolerate

[1-800-babybrat-deactivated20180]

i don’t even like that ^ just say 1. or 1 going on 2. or 1&ahalf.

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“-How old are you? - 252 months”

[ithelpstodream]

centrists be like

[ithelpstodream]

lmao okay it seems like i’ve hit a nerve with this one. it’s obviously an exaggeration to prove a point. i called it “centrists” because that’s the label these white guys (it does always seem to be white guys i wonder what’s up with that) hide behind. they’re so detached from reality, so deluded, so caught up in their own perfect bubble of reddit posts and their dreams of being the messiah in the middle for everyone from all sides of the political spectrum to talk to, so blinded by their own arrogance and their obsession with the moral high ground they don’t even see what’s going on any more. every single one of you who saw this comic and felt the need to defend themselves needs to take some time to look in the mirror and ask themselves if this is really what they want to believe in. if your politics include catering to misogynists, coddling capitalists, colluding with racists and giving free rein to nazis you’re the one with the problem, not me.

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[fatlum4]

Forever <3

[twitterlols]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via ZamudioJason)

[sorrytodissapointyoubutimgone-d]

This is a rim job…

This is eating ass…

Know the difference.

[shia-mortem]

this is jesus. follow him

[sorrytodissapointyoubutimgone-d]

Does he want his ass ate?

[plasticroyal]

you know he do

[cosmic-noir]

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

I…..😭

[fatlum4]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Scientists in Switzerland have 3-D printed an artificial heart. It’s made of silicone and works just like a real human heart. The only problem? After about 45 minutes and 3,000 pumps it starts to break down.

follow @the-future-now

[longseasons]

me to my mutuals