fight milk™

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: i’m hungover my boyfriend *through walkie-talkie*: eh, not really. over

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

Sex tip:

If you enjoy doggystyle but are missing eye contact you can facetime your partner.

[beasthenshin]

Waking up like

[alouettesque]

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hamilton shitposting 2k16

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[fuks]

[neopiascentral]

@shadowcat

[thingofnewyork]

Devin Lewis as Morris Delancey in Newsies as requested by @bijackkelly!

[thepope]

He is leaving

[thepope]

1 reblog = 1 safe journey 👆👆

[sixcastles]

Wirt’s Terrible Song

[bradpitts-deactivated20151122]

[mr-reblogbutton-archived]

this is the top trending thing on my facebook feed and I just want to say what  a time this certainly is to be alive

[maxknightley]

I can’t believe the frontman of Stryper was the Zodiac Killer.

[fuckyeahgravityfalls]

Storyboard panels via Matt Braly. First two by Aaron Springer; next two by Alonso Ramirez Ramos; David Gemmil, Michael Rianda; Luke Weber; next two by Dana Terrace; and the last is by Matt Braly.

[prsphn1-deactivated20160816]

“arent u a bit too obsessed with that thing?” listen my buddy my guy i dont know how 2 just like smth a moderate amount …… i am being swallowed whole and alive by the Burning Fire of my Obsession™,,,, my pal u are incorrect im no such thing as “a bit” obsessed i am ….. on fire and can talk of nothing else ,,,,, friend,

[bloodandwaves]

Fuck distance, I wanna taste you now.

[nxnsense-deactivated20170409]

Why popeyes gotta be so far for 

[itsaubreylmfao]

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

[jodiefoster]

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see