they cant play with you baby

[hocceius]

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[ozeanix]

OH MOOSE 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[lakevida]

getting road head on a zamboni

[movedto-prncss-peach]

Is it worth it to still be on tumblr?

no but where else we gonna go

[babygirlspurgeon]

FOLIGNOS!!!!!!!!!!!

[hocceius]

bobert brink

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[couthbbg]

[gay-systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[ryancartersummer]

jesper wallstedt I would kill nathan mackinnon for you

[tetrisfag]

penguins @ islanders 02.03.2026 | bird !

[heidelbro]

When one of the couthed up mutuals reblogs something uncouth. Didn’t know you had that in you…

[hocceium]

get hugged idiot

[top-cheese]

[ozeanix]

HAT FOR THE HATTY