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miles canonically just cracks the fuck up at despacito jokes apparently
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How about some baby flamingo love? 💕
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Video by Odd Man INN Animal Refuge - Via Animals Lovers
WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.
1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.
The cat is named Sämpy if anyone is interested, she is very famous in Finland. Amazing ball of fluff! The owner is also very talented at photography.
Photography by Riikka Hedman
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the real question is if we will get the new sonic in Smash
Fucking prepare yourself for this one
I worked hard today so I rewarded myself with some Kittenbee sketches. Kittenbee is not mine. Kittenbee was designed by and belongs to ESKIWORKS I JUST REALLY LOVE KITTENBEE OKAY.
Fuuuuuuck, you guys please look at this and die of cute overload just like I did!!! This is amazing, thank you! <3 <3 <3
Y’all send me monster horses and traumatizing taxidermy all the time but why no kittenbee’s, huh?
Honestly one of the best things I’ve seen a goPro used for
I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.
I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities
P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them
Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don’t need to blink very often!
Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!
It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful. They aren’t! They just AREN’T DOGS.
Pour les chats 🐈💞
Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”
Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.
Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.
Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.
They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.
Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.
Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.
Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”
Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.
And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.
To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!
They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.
CATS 😍😍😍😍
when a cat turns their back on you, they’re not snubbing you. they’re trusting you to watch their back.
notice how when you’re unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. you’re not fully trusted, but you’re ok by them.
when you’re familiar and liked, they’ll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bff’s:
they are doing this on purpose. it’s a buddy thing. so if you’re watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.
and if they really love and trust you, they’ll turn their back on you and go to sleep. they’ll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they can’t see the room. this isn’t a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. they’re saying, “i feel safe when you’re around. i know nothing’s going to sneak up on me, because you’re here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.”
farts aren’t an expression of love, though, as far as i know. they’re just farts.
Not mentioned but still relevant: Wagging tail–does not mean happy, means lots of restless energy/agitated
Yes. Note, “lots of energy” does not mean “afraid” or “angry”, it means “lots of energy”. Sometimes it means “would like to play now”. Sometimes it means “upset and want to get in a bit of a fight but don’t care who or what with, string is fine”.
i tend to think of tail waving as meaning CAT ACTIVATED.
in hanks fucking voice, too
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in my defense i cant look at a pic of tom hardy without remembering his myspace selfie where hes shirtless and with his hands down his jeans and it makes me feel intimidated by his raw big dick energy
god i thought he had pants this has more energy than previously thought
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These are NOT pictures posted by a top.
As someone who was deep in the Mad Max fandom a few years back, I find it hysterical watching history repeat itself with a new demographic of people discovering Tom Hardy’s horny MySpace pictures
Holy fuckin shit this
you know the queen saw these and was like “jolly good let’s knight this piece of ass”
oh my fucggkdjajvvn
You know what, I’m here for Tom Hardy ol’ bottom ass. ;)
Okay there is apparently nothing in the world that fills me with more glee than Tom Hardy ass up like a total snack, regardless of my nonexistent prurient interests.
It is vitally important to point out that Hardy has no fuckin shame about these, he’s like “yeah, I did THAT, what up you puritan fucks, I’m having a great time and living my best life, never let yourself be caged by other people’s expectations, XOXO”
“I’ve got no shame about my MySpace photos, especially the one of me in my underpants which is a glorious photo of a man in his natural habitat,” Hardy said. “In America, they say, ‘You should be ashamed of this,’ but I’m actually not remotely ashamed.”
https://www.theloop.ca/tom-hardy-airs-his-dirty-laundry/
I was not prepared for the raw power of the sentence, “jolly good let’s knight this piece of ass”
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