xoxo

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shyt has gone down

tune in in one week for the full story

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they thought they could kill me

but shyt always rises to the top

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What does the Mafia Boss say after they're partner starts eating their ass when they told them not to

"Stop putting your nose where it doesnt belong"

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STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE i shriek as all the females in my school try to grab my dih

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Ideal placement in the human centipede?

yeah- imma go for middle back

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Stupid fucking Alexei dumbass little idiot

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I hate the hos on the financial literacy simulators like no alexei the witcher 3 on the ps5 is not a need

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Don’t you just hate when people tag random shyt

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They thought they could flush me down, shyts so fat I clogged the toilet

Fat Shyt Back - Get Ready

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how it feels bc tumblr is blocked on school wifi

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my sex playlist only consists of classical music

i'm listening to debussy while eating that pussy

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POV I'm George and I just wrote 1984: Orwell or Oh Well!

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My enemy: Anyone wanna do standup?

Me who just broke my leg:

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sometimes I look at myself and then the mirror turns white

Self Love is King.

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fuck life with a laugh track I want a classical score playing at times

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nah christianity was too hard. I decided that instead of splitting bread I wanna make it.

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She believed.

He did too.

You heard it right. Fat shyt is becoming a Christian blog.