Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of
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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of
lions are very mean and like jellyfish
Something something purple monkey typwriter dishwasher. Such bigly. Much people are saying.
i'm on a lot of nyquil right now
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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.
AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it
“Myths are stories about people who become too big for their lives temporarily, so that they crash into other lives or brush against gods. In crisis their souls are visible.”
— Anne Carson, Introduction to Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides (via filthiestlaugh)
Job applications are so stupid, it's like, "WE REALLY NEED YOU WE NEED YOU WE NEED SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY!!! now tell us everything about you! now here's a bunch of unnecessary unskippable questions! now spend hours filling out your entire life history! thanks so much for applying! we will never speak to you again."
food moods:
i would Rather Die than consume a food
if anyone stands between me and consuming my food i will devour them whole
i can consume only this one, singular, specific food
i do not know the specific food i am Allowed to eat but all other food in my vicinity is illegal
i regret consuming a food
i regret consuming That Food Specifically
i WILL regret consuming this food, but it will not stop me
didn't know how bad i needed to consume a food, threw a minor tantrum about it, consumed the food, am undergoing an unauthorized magical girl transformation
i deeply resent that consuming foods regularly is a requirement of existence and i WILL be taking this matter up in Ghost Court with whatever entity or entities are responsible for this suffering
food is the best and i will consume every food allowed near me with gleeful abandon
i crave Specific Food so intensely that i shall tragically perish if forced to consume any alternate food
wanted to consume this food, now it's in front of me, appetite's on strike
ate this specific food so many times for such an extended period that i will fling myself from a cliff if you even suggest i consume it ever again
Food must Cronch, all else is poison
Food must NOT Cronch, all else is poison.
nothing in this house is food. food exists in shops. shops are a) too far away b) closed c) both
additional food moods:
i waited too long to consume a food and now consuming the food is forbidden by The Nausea
i have consumed so much of the food i am juuuuust this side of miserable and regret nothing
i have consumed so much of the food i am on the other side of miserable and regret everything
i was so impatient to consume this desperately desired food that i rushed the preparation, called it good enough entirely too soon, and am now deeply disappointed that the food is Wrong
i desired the food, prepared the food well and promptly, and the satisfaction and tastiness is causing Victory Euphoria
this food was great in my memory but nostalgia betrayed me and damn this really Isn't Good, huh
nostalgia has romanticized the food to heights of perfection reality surely cannot hold up to--Oh My God It's Actually That Good
food was Tasty but then A Texture happened and i am seized with revulsion and Mouth Trauma
too tired to consume a food, but now too hungry to sleep, which is Some Bullshit
Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.
I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT
me!!!!!! and!!!!!! who!!!!!!!