Two Pieces of Toast

they/them

[technofinch]

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

[mouthtapedguy]

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Something something purple monkey typwriter dishwasher. Such bigly. Much people are saying.

[museify]

[important-animal-images]

[important-animal-images]

[t00thpasteface]

i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

[pjharvey]

:-)

[maroolynns]

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

[butmyloveyouhavewings]

[circusheart]

AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it

[zorrosuchil]

“Myths are stories about people who become too big for their lives temporarily, so that they crash into other lives or brush against gods. In crisis their souls are visible.”

— Anne Carson, Introduction to Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides (via filthiestlaugh)

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[synthient]

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Job applications are so stupid, it's like, "WE REALLY NEED YOU WE NEED YOU WE NEED SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY!!! now tell us everything about you! now here's a bunch of unnecessary unskippable questions! now spend hours filling out your entire life history! thanks so much for applying! we will never speak to you again."

[absentlyabbie]

food moods:

i would Rather Die than consume a food

if anyone stands between me and consuming my food i will devour them whole

i can consume only this one, singular, specific food

i do not know the specific food i am Allowed to eat but all other food in my vicinity is illegal

i regret consuming a food

i regret consuming That Food Specifically

i WILL regret consuming this food, but it will not stop me

didn't know how bad i needed to consume a food, threw a minor tantrum about it, consumed the food, am undergoing an unauthorized magical girl transformation

i deeply resent that consuming foods regularly is a requirement of existence and i WILL be taking this matter up in Ghost Court with whatever entity or entities are responsible for this suffering

food is the best and i will consume every food allowed near me with gleeful abandon

i crave Specific Food so intensely that i shall tragically perish if forced to consume any alternate food

wanted to consume this food, now it's in front of me, appetite's on strike

ate this specific food so many times for such an extended period that i will fling myself from a cliff if you even suggest i consume it ever again

[fredmouseoz]

Food must Cronch, all else is poison

Food must NOT Cronch, all else is poison.

nothing in this house is food. food exists in shops. shops are a) too far away b) closed c) both

[absentlyabbie]

additional food moods:

i waited too long to consume a food and now consuming the food is forbidden by The Nausea

i have consumed so much of the food i am juuuuust this side of miserable and regret nothing

i have consumed so much of the food i am on the other side of miserable and regret everything

i was so impatient to consume this desperately desired food that i rushed the preparation, called it good enough entirely too soon, and am now deeply disappointed that the food is Wrong

i desired the food, prepared the food well and promptly, and the satisfaction and tastiness is causing Victory Euphoria

this food was great in my memory but nostalgia betrayed me and damn this really Isn't Good, huh

nostalgia has romanticized the food to heights of perfection reality surely cannot hold up to--Oh My God It's Actually That Good

food was Tasty but then A Texture happened and i am seized with revulsion and Mouth Trauma

too tired to consume a food, but now too hungry to sleep, which is Some Bullshit

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[wizardcore420]

me!!!!!! and!!!!!! who!!!!!!!

[armengoldira]