intox + slob has my whole heart
fucking looove obese men with hard round beer bellies that bloat up twice their size as they easily demolish a case of beer with their family sized dinner.
-in torn and stained briefs from being too lazy to do laundry. love how they stumble around, their poor hog gut on display as it assists the copious amounts of alcohol in their system to throw them off their balance. their guts are similar to a keg, sloshing and bubbling with carb loaded beer, making them drunkenly hiccup as they trip over their feet and stumble into the wall.
mnmmmhh and i love how they get so hairy too, completely untamed, running from the thinner scatter of hair around their deep navels, to the thick bush, peaking out in tufts from the top of their underwear.
ohh and of course it would make them so fucking gassy, letting out the most disgusting belches while they hold their poor tummy’s and moan pitifully. and they’d get hard in their cum stained underwear as they can taste the 12 cans of beer and shameful amount of junk food they’d be gorging on all day. but obviously, eating nothing but grease and sugar really does a number on their stomach. so their bellies are gurgling sickly, all while they desperately rub it and attempt to soothe the consequences of their greed. these fat hogs fart every other minute as their gut battles indigestion, and battles to process all of that garbage, desperately tely trying to get all their gas out.
give me pathetic pigs, who drunkenly waddle to sit in my lap, slurring that they need to burp and it won’t come out, whining into my neck as they subconsciously grind their bulge into my thigh. their belly would press against my stomach while i wrap my arms around their overfed body, thumping them on the back.
their first belch catches the both of us by surprise, loud, aggressive and smelly. he chokes on a moan as another burp violently comes up his throat and blasts out of his mouth, so close to my face i can practically taste all the slop he ate today. he moans high pitched and pathetic as he fully starts grinding into me. his belly gurgles again, and he looks at me with desperate eyes. he quickly pushes down on his lower tummy and lets out the bubbliest, and wettest fucking fart. with that, he cums all over his boxers and my lap as he whines through another belch.
i have to walk him to the bathroom after, fully holding him up and holding his cock for him as he pisses for 2 minutes straight, drunkenly hiccuping the entire while. i help him into bed after that, seeing how he’s hard again.
i let him hump me pathetically while he continues to burp in my ear and blast wet farts into the blankets until he shoots his disgusting load all over my back and passes out, farting in between loud, snored caused by his obesity related sleep apnea
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