The voice of reason in my head tells me to breath. Calm down. It’s just a little mistake, right? A happy little accident. A goofy coincidence. But the devil on my shoulder says otherwise. How could Bobby have known about the slab? The Slab of Ages? The rock of all knowledge? It was an off handed joke. But he still said it. Return the slab, he said. How could he know? It’s hidden so well. Deep below my mansion, after a perilous journey of 4 dungeons lined with guardsmen and the great Wizard Merlin. Long before the slab, All my most prized possessions- the sword Excalibur, the glasses of the Three Blind Mice, the just right Porridge, and the last brick of the last little pig’s house. Not to mention the head of the big bad wolf hanging above it on the mantle. He should’ve stopped there. He must’ve stopped there. All these items in the dungeons before the slab. And yet he knows. And now, he must die. Bobby Belford is priority number one.
My troops, I’ve gathered you here today to inform you of our number one target. Robert Belford, 5’10”, 180lbs, white, brown hair, hazel eyes. Lives on 40 Shuman Blvd, Naperville, IL 60563. This man knows about the slab, and it’s only a matter of time before the information corrupts him. You all have been trained to only gather knowledge needed for survival and takedowns. But Robert is a book reader. Robert scrolls Wikipedia for FUN. Robert knows enough words to fill a DICTIONARY! We, us small brained warriors, are the only ones who can protect the Slab of Ages from those seeking the knowledge to end the world as we know it. By 12:00 AM, 1/29, Robert must be dealt with. And if he is not, then the slab must be destroyed.
Destroying the slab will grind the world to a long-standing halt. The slab is the collective knowledge of all known information stored in a confinement box. If for some reason it is destroyed, so to is all the collective knowledge of people on Earth.
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