long live the car crash hearts

🌙🍄 fat ugly worthless goblin. The most obnoxious human being you will ever meet.

[duckydrawsart]

*softens ur commander* <3 :)

[duckydrawsart]

*softens ur commander* <3 :)

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

with relation to that last post. like cmon this is ridiculous

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[astoriachef]

I have some bad news. It could happen at any second.

“Sharon, if you’re listening, I want my dog back.”

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[soberscientistlife]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[beemovieerotica]

dystopia

[throwitback4mothman]

Fun fact, I helped do an install of Amazon’s graphics on the side of their vans a while back and we were briefed on the cameras because if we did anything to set it off for unsafe driving the DRIVER assigned to the van would get in trouble even though they weren’t clocked in at the time we were doing the install.

The hyper-vigilance that Amazon employs against its employees is wild and I’m glad they’re speaking up about it.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[depsidase]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

[virtualgirladvance]

I love this new direction on the Musk free speech platform

[depsidase]

[my-midlife-crisis]

[ralfmaximus]

Headline writer: Cunty McCuntface Who is a Massive Cunt, has introduced a bill--

Editor: we can't run that

Headline writer: FINE

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[depsidase]

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram