The Weenis Licker

I’m scene, I’m angsty, and Garfield

[iloveevilwomen]

his muse <3

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[fatwennislicker]

I just love little garfie boy

[fatwennislicker]

Guys I just finished the andalite chronicles and I LITERALLY CRIED. Such a good book my lord Elfangor ily so much

[fatwennislicker]

Thank you @rozrae7030 and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[fatwennislicker]

Guys I just finished the andalite chronicles and I LITERALLY CRIED. Such a good book my lord Elfangor ily so much

[fatwennislicker]

I drew this and I’m very proud ok, pls tell me how to improve. He’s wearing a Potawatomi ribbon shirt because he’s just a little native bird man like ME

[sp00ky-p00ky]

Oh yeah, it's all of them 😊

🔪🩸⚰️🪦👻

[fatwennislicker]

rEEEEEEPPPOOOOO MAN

[taptrial2]

"we all looked at animorphs covers and just knew what it was about and never read them" WRONG you have no idea what animorphs is about. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANIMORPHS IS REALLY ABOUT I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

[fatwennislicker]

I was drawn in by the covers, they looked cheesy and bad. Picked up volume one and read it in one sitting

[fatwennislicker]

The Garfield movie trailer is out today and idk what to think, looks cute, the animation is nice and all the Garfield merch that’s gonna come out has me exited, but I just despise that goddamn Chris fucking Pratt is the va for Garfie boy. That’s NOT what he SOUNDS LIKE!!!! But I’m so gonna see it in theaters, if I can because I go to summer camp and idk if it’ll come out when I’m at camp. Odie looks kinda ugly too, something’s wrong with him

[fatwennislicker]

I’m drawing a sparkle dog a day because I have nothing better to do. I channeled my untapped teenage angst against the Pokémon go customer support for this one

[fatwennislicker]

I’ve become a Animorphs dealer.

After a thread about Animorphs on good old tumblr, I sent my entire collection of very pirated Animorphs books to a random user, told my friend group about it and emailed them Animorphs. Guys I’ve emailed six people now my large stash of Animorphs books.

Anyone want all the Animorphs books except for number one up to 13?

[danieesketches]

Jarod totally owns this shirt, you cannot tell me otherwise.

[fatwennislicker]

Omg yes, just reposting this so I can look at it more

[fatwennislicker]

The Garfield collection has slowed, but I took this nice photo before I left for my two month long trip cross country, Juan, the ratty looking Garfield plushie to the very right has joined me, along with a Garfield t shirt (as seen in last update) and men’s Garfield pajama pants

[fatwennislicker]

Some lovely translator Batez art, there’s a lack of it for sure

[fatwennislicker]

I just finished watching the wonderful movie known as the devils carnival alleluia and decided to make a edit of the translators whom I love so very much, they simply don’t get enough credit (SOUND ON)

[spikeisawesome456]

I had yet another amazing idea for a poll, so get ready for this super divisive question that WILL tear families and friendships apart.

What dipping sauce do you like for your chicky nuggies???

Plain ol' ketchup, like the Lord intended.

Ketchup?? PLEASE. Clearly RANCH is where it's at! So creamy and delectable...

All of y'all are clearly unwell. MAYO is the one true winner.

Are y'all out of your minds??? CLEARLY you have to mix multiple sauces together!

Um... y'all are eating your chicky nuggies with sauce? I just eat them plain...

Chicken Nuggets are an afront to nature and should never be eaten THANK YOU

Must we fight, my siblings? ALL sauces or lack of sauces are good with nuggies.

I just like to watch infighting. :-)

Do people really have such strong opinions...? I really don't care...

A secret tenth option that I will reveal in the tags...

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

[fatwennislicker]

#barbecue sauce you unruly peasants

[fatwennislicker]

I am a Garfield lover as you all know, and I returned home from school to find a Garfield cake expertly crafted by my glorious mother

[fatwennislicker]

Welcome traveler, have you come to see my Garfield shrine? Built by the fruits of my labors, originally made to freak out my dad, is the Garfield shrine. I hope you enjoy my perler Pav-Field amazingness

[fatwennislicker]

The largo family goddamn loves swords.

Example a: in the blind may scene rotti pulls out a FUCKING SWORD to cut the rope, like Cmon, you could use a pocket knife, but no, the largo family is extra as hell, and rotti decides to just summon a sword (where does he keep his sword?! I have never seen this before) then, just after that, Luigi decides to be a devious little fucker, and Nathan is like currently being tased by like four genterns, he’s not well, and Luigi rips out his fuckin’ concealed sleeve sword to just “tee hee get REKT nathan”

I know Amber would have like a neon pink little dagger she has strapped too her with like a glittery ribbon at the end, and she got it by going to rotti (while he was very obviously dying) “Daddy..? Can I pleaaase have a pwetty pink sword? To go with my outfit? And new surgery?” *rotti dying* “thanks.”

How many swords does Pavi have?! I bet he has like at least four strapped to him at all times, maybe one dedicated for faces with a little engraving on the side that says “face stealer 3000” and a gold hilt (definitely tarnished from blood)

The largos are total drama queens, and I live for it. Your (probably best) doctor tells you you have fatal cancer? SHOOT HIM. Have a army of scantily clad bodyguards follow you around with massive guns, make mags body guard have like a seven foot tall powdered wig, yeah. Oh yeah, kidnap Shiloh, toss her into a empty tent, great idea. Kill mag in the most dramatic way physically possible, hell. Fucking. Yeah.

Rotti I love you