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Andrew Faulkner + Personality (1/?)

esmerclda:

“Yeah, I’m going to be taking this for… research purposes. See if stolen caffeine is more effective than regular caffeine. As a bartender, it’s essential that I find out.”

“Oh yeah sure, have at it. Sharing is caring, I just hope I’m not sick or anything.”

#c #{ esmerclda }

alecchristianson:

“Gotta stand so close to me? There’s plenty of room, why don’t you take a step back.”

“Yeah sorry, I didn’t even realize how close I was. Personal space and I aren’t the best mix.”

#{ aleccchristianson }#c

not-another-reader

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#{ ipod }

ryannmurray:

“Okay, let’s make a deal— If you don’t stop yacking on, I will stop this car and throw you out. If you choose to stop, you won’t be walking home in the freezing cold.”

“I wouldn’t call it yacking on, I’m just talking right? It doesn’t sound like a yack?”

#c #{ ryannmurray }

“Something I’ve noticed over the past thirty two years on this planet is how weird grapes are. I mean they don’t really taste like anything on the outside. Like if you were to just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste, y’know? But then you bite down and you’re like whoa, that’s a grape. It’s the greatest feeling in the world. After that I feel like I can accomplish anything.”

#bellmontstart #{ starter posts }#//he's a weirdo tbh

michaclx:

“– Right now, there’s no such thing as too much to drink. So quit goin’ on about it, yeah? You’re not my mom, Christ.”

“I– Well no, I’m not you’re right. I’ll just let you be then. Sorry.”

#c #{ michaclx }

misspatricia:

“Please just stop talking, I don’t want nor need a lecture from you.”

“I wasn’t lecturing, I swear. I was just saying that I don’t get why everyone loves guacamole.”

#c #{ misspatricia }

christianiisms:

“ –well you’ve come to the right place. what did you say was wrong with it again ?? make it quick, though. i got shit to do. ”

“It’s kind of refusing to turn on. I’ve tried restarting it and all that fun stuff but still no difference. Is it possible that it could be a dud?”

#c #{ christianiisms }

wnq-writers

The smile I wear Is not for myself. It’s for everyone else. I’ll smile to help, Smile for those who can’t, Smile so no one worries. Even when I’m breaking, You’ll always catch me smiling.

PSB “Smiling for Everyone But Myself” (via wnq-writers)

#{ musings }

mollyxanderson:

“You’ve got to be fuckin’ kiddin’ me right now — piece of shit car.”

“I’m not fluent in cars so I don’t know how much of a help I’d be. Maybe it just didn’t like the music you were playing?” He asked with a smile. “That was a joke, by the way.”

#{ mollyxanderson }

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#{ man in the mirror }#q

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#{ man in the mirror }

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