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[theblindman]

“I know not what you’ve come for, but there is nothing left.” 

[myronmushkovitz]

So a lot of you are probably wondering the deets of the now popular Glee Club. I have spoken to my Superintendent Uncle Bob Harris. We can have matching jackets as long as they’re just sparkly and not actual glitter. Additionally, I would like to nominate myself as captain. No one has as much talent as me or money. I’m quite the double threat.

[spacejamevans]

I’ve been watching Impractial Jokers non-stop and they pranked people in a Comic Book shop. Could you imagine someone coming into your favorite store and making fun of you for liking comics? It’s just cold. But other than that, I love them so much. Does anyone wanna start their own Impractical Jokers 2.0 with me? I’m open to new name ideas.

[carterfcbray-blog]

Lemme know why I almost got sent to Figgins for texting during class. I think these teachers live in a naive world if they don’t think we’re always on our phones. Sorry your class is boring, maybe make it more interesting and stop talking like you smoke seven packs a day and then maybe I’d pay attention. Getting threatened to get sent there is such an empty threat at this point. Do it or don’t. Don’t threaten me.

[roselandon-blog]

So is anyone gonna talk about Freeform’s not gonna have Harry Potter weekends anymore cause of HBO or something? It’s bullshit. I used to lie for those weekends since they were pretty much every week. 

[brandonweston-blog1]

Saturday is definitely the best day of the week. I love me some Saturdays. I know people are always talking about how Saturdays are for the boys, but Saturdays are totally for me and the Honeys. 

[mercerhummel-blog]

Found an Opossum in my garbage today. I don’t know how it got there or what, but it was really angry. I’ve tried everything to get it out, but nothing seems to work. Anyone have any Opossum tips?