FURRY LIMBS OF VENGEANCE

You don't look like a hunter. Welcome to the woods! Please don't stare at my legs... Currently with the love of my life. M!A - None current Please tag posts for me as #faunler Thornville High blog. Not a Once-ler.

[faun-ler]

*takes aim* Alright I'm doing this. Breathe... *fires* FUCK I MISSED. GOD DAMN IT. NOT AGAIN. Wait shit you look like a person what the fuck.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[faun-ler]

how did you spend your birthday? 8)

Perfectly.

[faun-ler]

*pushes faun onto ice* WELCOME TO HELL

...Well, that wasn’t very kind.

[bat-ler]

Did you know St. Valentine's Day is a Christianized version of the pagan celebration of Lupercalia? Lupercalia is a fertility festival dedicated to the Roman god of agriculture, Faunus! But I promise I won't slap you with the hide of a deceased goat.

heehehehehe it’s like your nameeeeeeee

you can slap me with goats if you wanna

[faun-ler]

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?

The only one I watched with Marvin! It was about genies and princesses. Al... Aloodoo? Or something... It was very neat! I wish to see more.

[bat-ler]

matty whats ur fave thing about faun

OH MAN WELL UH 

H-HE’S REALLY NICE TO ME AND HE SMELLS LIKE LITTLE LEAVES

AND HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE LITTLE WHISPERS

A-AND HE KNOWS……………A LOT OF NEATO BIG WORDS…….AND HE READS TO ME SOMETIMES AND LETS ME NAP ON HIM, AND HE COOKS REALLY NICE FOOD

A–AND HE KEEPS ALL THE THINGS I GIVE HIM AND—AND HE LISTENS TO ME WHEN I TALK A-AND….

I DON’T KNOW!!!!!

there’s too many things…………………….i’m too embarrassed………..

[madomadotsuki]

Bold what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged

class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure

education: qualified / unqualified / studying

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated / verse dependent

has a child or children / has no children / wants children

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s)

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between

disorganised / organised / in between

close minded / open-minded / in between

calm / anxious / in between

disagreeable / agreeable / in between

cautious / reckless / in between

patient / impatient / in between

outspoken / reserved / in between

leader / follower / in between

empathetic / unempathetic / in between

optimistic / pessimistic / in between

traditional / modern / in between

hard-working / lazy / in between

cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown

loyal / disloyal / unknown

faithful / unfaithful / unknown

BELIEFS:

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

belief in aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

philosophical: yes / no

OPINIONS

pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t care

pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t care

pro-choice / anti-abortion / doesn’t know or on the fence

pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t care

pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty  / doesn’t care

pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t care

pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t care

pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t care

left wing / right ring / middle / doesn’t care

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

allosexual / asexual

alloromantic / aromantic

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / bored

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to exces

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes  / frequently / to excess

indulgent food: never / rarely / frequently / to excess

splurge spending: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess

gambling: never / rarely / frequently / to excess

[faun-ler]

a meme is when you touch the bat butt

Marshall’s? I do enjoy that.

[faun-ler]

how many cats would you have if you could care for them all?

ALL OF THEM.......

[faun-ler]

do you like memes

Pray tell, what is a “meem”?

[faun-ler]

if you had ten toes what would you do

Not slip on ice as much.

[faun-ler]

I DIIIIIIID!  ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

[bat-ler]

Keep reading

[faun-ler]

Are you real?

I most assuredly am.

[bat-ler]

-smiles softly- r-really??

i-i-I MEAN I’VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD AND I’M REALLY EXCITED BUT ALSO NERVOUS IT’S LIKE A NERVOUS EXCITEMENT I REALLY WANNA DO IT B-BUT IT’S THE FIRST TIME I EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS– BUT I REALLY WANNA DO IT i love you lots

-slowly sits on the bed-

the jelly??

i don’t think it’s time to eat that right now i mean I LOVE EATING BUT I DUNNO IF THIS IS LIKE–GETTING IN THE WATER AFTER A MEAL YOU KNOW WOULD WE GET CRAMPS BECAUSE–

oh

wait

did i confuse a sex thing for food again

that jelly wasn't actually jelly wasn't it, shit,

[faun-ler]

Indeed it is not.

-tugs Matty close and nuzzles him-

It is my first time, too.

Do not worry, I’ve read several books on the subject.

[bat-ler]

8o YOU USED MY NAME!!

what do you mean sensitive?? did i say something to hurt you or–

8(

8o

8O

HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN IT’S SEASON

-fumbles with his hands nervously and swifts his vision to faun and then at anything else repeatedly while talking-

DON’T WORRY I’VE BEEN READING I SO GOT THIS oh my god no wait i don’t got this i’ve never done it BUT I WANNA but what if you don’t like it BUT I AM PREPARED but am i really that prepared HOLD ON I SWEAR I GOT IT

I WANNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT LETS TOTALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[faun-ler]

-chuckles and caresses Matty’s face-

I feel safe with you.

-kisses Matty’s lips softly-

[bat-ler]

HEHEHEHE I LOVE YOU TOOO

-scoots closer to him and kisses his lips-

-stops in his tracks-

hey…..

….you feel something??

[faun-ler]

M-M-MATTY, W-WAIT--

-grabs Matty’s hands-

I-I, uh...

-tucks his face into Matty’s neck and speaks in a muffled tone-

I am rather... s-sensitive this time of year. L-like you were, a few months ago.

-kisses Matty’s neck softly and sighs-

We do not have to do anything about it if you do not wish to.