Eclipse

Random. Mostly SNS and HP related thingy.

[dearestfallsummer]

I'm about to get flayed by some people but who cares, I got an ick everytime I read SNS fics that making them had Boruto, Sarada, or Himawari as their kids. Like what was the point? We literally have MENMA and you can create new characters as a literal mix of Naruto and Sasuke, why the need to use them? I see this notion just proving a point to SS/NH that you want what they have, as you know they took having those kids as something sacred, the existence of kids and those sketchy marriages are the only things they have to make themselves feel better after all. You can see how desperate they are to spread an agenda those kids inheriting something from their mothers.

I just really am wondering why some of you did this? 🙃

[phantomirage]

I love to believe that they both adopted a lot of children

I don't like the idea of ​​them asking Orochimaru to have children

Besides, it's a kind of nice symbolism, since if they didn't have parents, they'll be parents to other children who didn't have the opportunity

[dearestfallsummer]

i love the idea of them adopting a lot of kids too, as you said, it was a nice symbolism and i think we could see how that works with how doting Naruto is towards Kawaki lol, somehow he treated his adopted kid better than his biological kids. but i understand too if sns shippers want them to have biological kids because either we liked it or not what Naruto and Sasuke have always linked with continuity, the name last uchiha and one of last uzumaki looming over narrative. It was fine and I always enjoy great fics with them having biological kids. Had to agree with you about Orochimaru tho, i cant see them asking that snake (unless he just made them without their consent and threw them the kid as result lol). There are many ways to explore how they could get kids of their own. They are like this OP, so many lores can be used, right? But why we still had to see 'those' kids? Don't really like getting accused being jealous of those lunatics...😭

[dearestfallsummer]

I'm about to get flayed by some people but who cares, I got an ick everytime I read SNS fics that making them had Boruto, Sarada, or Himawari as their kids. Like what was the point? We literally have MENMA and you can create new characters as a literal mix of Naruto and Sasuke, why the need to use them? I see this notion just proving a point to SS/NH that you want what they have, as you know they took having those kids as something sacred, the existence of kids and those sketchy marriages are the only things they have to make themselves feel better after all. You can see how desperate they are to spread an agenda those kids inheriting something from their mothers.

I just really am wondering why some of you did this? 🙃

[dearestfallsummer]

Can't have a nice day in hp fandom because everywhere I see, there are bloodbaths of anything. But to lie shamelessly saying HP is not well-written? You can hate that vile woman all you want, I will support you wholeheartedly, you can pin point every deranged and disgusting behaviour of hers, but lying about what was written in HP won't get you anywhere nor people took you seriously, you just make yourself look like a dumbass in denial or a total loser. Be smart and do better with your arguments.

[dearestfallsummer]

Anw whatever cant believe this december hp and pjo will coming back to back

[dearestfallsummer]

Can't have a nice day in hp fandom because everywhere I see, there are bloodbaths of anything. But to lie shamelessly saying HP is not well-written? You can hate that vile woman all you want, I will support you wholeheartedly, you can pin point every deranged and disgusting behaviour of hers, but lying about what was written in HP won't get you anywhere nor people took you seriously, you just make yourself look like a dumbass in denial or a total loser. Be smart and do better with your arguments.

[cloudabserk]

i love naruto because if you’re interested in the relationship between naruto and sasuke it’s a great story. and if you’re not it’s kind of a terrible story

[cloudabserk]

“which is why it sucks and the fanfiction i wrote is so much better” untrue and not what i said…

[cloudabserk]

maybe i’m coming off as ironic so to clarify. i genuinely and wholeheartedly love that one of the most famous shonen stories ever is unequivocally about the special magical violent obsessive soul bond relationship between 2 boys. to such a degree that it even the most hetero powerscaling fightranking dudebro fans know they are gay and the gayness can’t be removed from the story without rendering it impotent and devoid of substance

[dearestfallsummer]

This game is so unserious, i was just trying to finishing the annual mini-game absent mindedly, and here suddenly i was slapped by a plot Harry got an invitation of his ex-gf, Cho's wedding 🤣 it literally came from nowhere, i was busy laughing. Since this game was based on 2008ish, Harry had been Ginny's husband for 5 years, Lily-lu was born around this time, suddenly i was thinking a scenario Harry brought a very pregnant Ginny or postpartum Ginny for the wedding since well it was DA's reunion. God knows i hope Cho's spouse was not Michael Corner or i will roll over laughing again at that hilarious awkward situation (we never knew Cho's canon future), wdym Harry and Ginny attended their exes's wedding as if I can stop snorting every time I reread/remembered how freaking JKR made Cho and Michael together after broken up with H and G 😭😭 but if it was... well the weasleys will find it to be the joke of the year, then I remember Fred was not around anymore to share the joke with George and I HATE MYSELF.

Anyway love how this mini-game ended with my beloved Golden Trio and Harry just accepting his fate as Romione's third wheel as usual, he won't mind as long as he was not forced to choose one of them when they fought xD

[dearestfallsummer]

The concept of hating or disliking a ship but the only insult you can throw is incest allegation, I have to laugh. Just saying shit for the sake of saying shit, they won't ever bother check the fact, embarrassing themselves is a ritual, I guess .

[atheonora]

She's Ron's sister, Harry told himseld firmly. Ron's sister. She's out-of-bounds.

[dearestfallsummer]

Just a random thought, but im really glad harry never ended the wars on his birthday. The second WW ended on May 2nd, while the first on Halloween night. Like, sure having main character ending the great war or conflict on his birthday must be great and heroic, the feeling of victory and coming into full circle moment bla bla. It might be unpopular opinion but that kind of situation actually gave me chill and dread instead... Because, you know? The wars are not fluffy rainbows, people are dead and tortured, they might be someone closest to you, and so many batshit bad things happened, winning might feel good at the moment, just a fleeting moment...but the amount of traumas and guilt pile on? AND THAT HAPPENED ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? Nah.

That date was forever stained, the aftermath is haunting your birthday forever. Can't think these characters that end wars on their supposed day can look at that date with joys as before... Especially on harry's case, he ended TWO wars, one where his parents murdered, albeit he was just one year old and he only knew the full story and what followed around him in his teen years... He was hailed as boy who lived, a hero yet living his childhood suffering, none of the wiser. The second one was where he already understood the situations better than anyone, he was hardened by the loss of people who the thought as guardians, friends, innocent people... And when he thought he knew everything already, there was a big plot twist slapping him to the point he himself accepted death fully.

Yet THANK GOD, none of the climax of the war fell on july 31st. He deserved to have that one day special for him with clean slate, no tragedy of past to ruin his day. I think the part of harry's birthdays in the start of books were one of my precious loved parts ever, it might be boring to some but i just love to see his growth and development from the first birthday where things started to pick up the moment Hagrid came to his coming of age birthday in the burrow, all of them were great openings and i'm glad harry has that date solely on him, not to be shared as a celebration of ending war.

[dearestfallsummer]

Since it's time for school break until January, I spend the first day of my holiday checking my phone gallery to delete some irrelevant things, some of them were screenshots from twt, where people can say the dumbest unhinged shit to ever exist and i caught that for a laugh in the middle of tiring teaching days lol. This one in particular cracked me up 🤣

Found this dumb takes (from weeks ago) coincidentally with people in narutwt currently fighting with their lives over 'Naruto first friend' 'Naruto first bond' aka the disguise of 'Lets diminish Sasuke importance that was as high as great wall of china in Narutos life' discourse. It's funny af because yes, this boring discourse happened every single time people without malice pointed out how lonely Naruto's childhood and how the one who saved him from that darkness were Iruka and Sasuke, or whenever it was mentioned Sasuke is not coldblooded asshole who reached out Naruto's hand first. Like a clockwork dumb people crawling from their caves flooding the discourse with their made no sense comments that was full of brain rot from SP's propaganda that never existed in CANON MANGA. Just like that picture of those NH/Hinata fans talked about....

Just saying shit to reply another shit 😭 that's how you know you can never take those losers seriously, like in what world Chouji, Shikamaru, Hinata were in the worst phase of Naruto's life, they might see how Naruto suffered, YET, DID THEY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? Did they approach him? Did they recognize his value face to face that got Naruto's recognition too? No.

Those people only approached and accepted him when Naruto proved his own worth, never had they reach out to him when he was needed those acknowledgement the most. The only right thing they've spewed was Iruka, and Iruka was the FIRST, stop sidelineing him with irrelevant characters that Naruto never mentioned at all as his first bond, how can you say you read original work and say SOMEONE came before Iruka, when Iruka's acknowledgement to Naruto is the central point of Chapter 1-2? Not even I, nor any SNS enjoyers deny this. After Iruka, undoubtedly it was Sasuke, I don't even have to explain this because if you have eyes and brain, you can see it yourself, after all Naruto and Sasuke's bond IS THE MAIN STORY.

- Again, in what world Hinata came first, then Iruka, then Shikamaru, then as result team 7? And then saying shit that it happened in OG work, while Chouji's filler and they have never been shown as close? IJBOL 😭😭 saying this dumbassery when it happened to Hinata too (along with Shikamaru), like damn girl are you seriously being this stupid? This is pot calling the kettle black case, your fave's entire existence made up by fillers pushed up by SP itself, even your ship needed a filler movie to explain the non-existent relationship and development of your bland mid ship. And you expect people to take you seriously?

Hate team 7 all you want, I don't care with them too but saying they were lesser than Shikamaru or Hinata for Naruto is just a total delusion. Not even Naruto himself agree with you, he after all is what holding that dysfunctional group together 👍

And for that second post, congratulations on that lavender loveless marriage and unhappy family, that was what Kishimoto wrote after all 🥳 nothing changed the fact Naruto dutifully ignored his own family tho 🤗

All of these shit shows only happened because they are so triggered by Sasuke's existence, you can see how they won't mention him at all or boxing him into team 7, when Sasuke had always been THE SINGULAR in Naruto's life. Dumb people love to say SNS fans are triggered and scared of Sakura or Hinata's existence getting in the way of SNS, while we don't really care about them just as the men don't give a fuck about them, we just pointed something obvious from the text. But are you sure it's not the other way around? For this instance NH/Hinata fans/Dude bros were sure going to any lengths as long as it was eradicating Sasuke's importance and existence in Naruto's life when Naruto always had to yap every single time about Sasuke unpromptly. You can mention Iruka because he isn't a threat and a father figure for Naruto yet dying at the slightest mention of Sasuke? Like if you are so secure, content, and happy with your so called canon endgame ships, why are you trying so hard erasing Sasuke or Naruto in each other lives? To the point of lying about original work when all shits in favor for your ships came from fillers.

Anyway I would thank you for the good laugh, no matter how mad you are won't change the fact Naruto and Sasuke's unbreakable bond. Stay mad, i guess, I can always keep laughing at this stupidity 🤣🤣🤣

[movumie]

the bestest of friends ! (ignore the typo)

[dearestfallsummer]

Watching wicked for good today im so nervous 😭😭😭😭

[cloudabserk]

everyone is their own independent person except for sasuke who should belong to me -naruto

[awinterrosesstuff]

When NaruHina fans claim we're mischaracterizing Naruto when we say he neglects his kids, it's kind of funny. That's the WHOLE point of Boruto's conflict with his father. There's no way you read Naruto Gaiden, watch Boruto the movie and follow the Boruto manga and think 'oh no, Naruto didn't neglect his kids'.

It’s not hating on Naruto to realize that he’s an absent father who misses birthdays and spends so much time at the Hokage’s office that Boruto is angry with him. Even Himawari is aware of her father’s absence; she even teases Boruto because she knows he’s secretly happy that Naruto offers to train with him for once.

I think the worst part is that Hinata is literally happy they can finally have dinner together every day. And Naruto awkwardly acknowledges that he sent clones...

Sure, Naruto spent more time with his family when he decided to keep an eye on Kawaki. But it’s sad—very sad—that Hinata said out loud they can 'at least eat dinner together every day.'

Not only that, but Naruto’s role as an absent father is important to the narrative. It allows for the parallel between Sarada and Boruto, both being neglected by their fathers and wanting their attention. This is why Boruto is angry at Naruto, craves his attention, is willing to cheat during the Chunin Exams, and is easily manipulated by the Katasuke. This desire for connection is also why he looks up to Sasuke in the first place and wants to be like him, rather than like Naruto. Boruto's character development wouldn’t even be possible if Naruto weren’t an absent father. Denying that Naruto neglects his kids is effectively denying Boruto his (limited) character development. There’s no way you can’t see that.

[dearestfallsummer]

NH fans rooted on their delusion that people who don't ship their ship mischaracterized Naruto when it's the other way round. They and dudebros fought on throne whose mischaracterize Naruto worse. Seeing them clinging on the idea Naruto is not neglecting his family and so called Uzumaki family lived happily ever after is really baffling.

But I guess we can't expect so much from them, they tried to deny Naruto being neglectful isn't surprising at all, considering prior Boruto, the Naruto they see and accept is sore dumb ass who doesn't understand love at all, who should be thankful that a 'princess from important clan' is loving him, ignoring the Naruto that barely spare any attention to Hinata even after her confession, they can only twist and lie the 40 panels they had from canon manga, and hype and glorifying that disaster movie where Kishimoto did not even claim and where Naruto's character get destroyed at its fullest, all narrow down to the real answer the only thing they want is Hinata win or had importance. I have never seen NH fans who genuinely care for Naruto individually, to them Naruto is only a prop, hero, and trophy.

When people who have eyes pointing out the elephant in the room of what followed after canon Naruto, obviously they will throw tantrum, the fact Naruto being neglectful to his family, it leads fo acknowledging that the nuclear family of canon pairs actually exist not the fluffy rainbow they want, even everyone can see it, and Hinata as part of it being sidelined and lived a miserable life too. They can't accept it at all. Even if that plot was needed to Boruto development and actually made sense. And it's absolutely not hating on Naruto, it's showing something so obvious, no malice ✌ I think they had expectations when Boruto announced that NH as MC's parents will be as awesome, respected, loved and get MinaKushi's treatment. Instead what they got are that family is a mess as SS that they hate too (especially the parallel Boruto Sarada having absent fathers), Hinata barely had importance as usual, Naruto started spending time home for a random child. A mess indeed, what they (NH) can do is yapping and denying like they always do, it's sad.

[ironjeonss]

Remember bro doesn't look happy.. well.... i guess have a wife, be hokage and 2 kids doesn't effect much

[dearestfallsummer]

They are always projecting their ideas of Naruto in their heads, because simply they are stupid and blind to see how unhappy and miserable Naruto in his adulthood.

Being Hokage? Did he even have a single panel in sequel where he looked happy or content being hokage? Need I to remind everyone that HE DID NOT EVEN ATTEND HIS OWN INAUGURATION CEREMONY for a joke where his supposed daughter punched his guts. His dream being hokage got trashed so bad, and not once he did look being happy being one either.

Being a husband or father? Is it an achievement for naruto? My boy even looked more discontent, distant, and miserable than he was being hokage lol. He chose to do his boring work rather than being home, spending time with his family, celebrating his kids' birthdays, sleeping in the same room with his wife, or telling his family important matter like 'adopting' another kid. He chose the former. Always the former. Did that a sign of a happy settled family man? He even decided to send clones for his supposed family when he definitely can deal with his real self for things that truly matters to him (e.g meeting Sasuke or handling Kawaki).

I think its funny how that person make a statement about Naruto being a hokage/husband/father, because deep down they are in denial about how unhappy Naruto is in canon. They coped so hard.

Because lets be honest here, if we speak the word CANON, the only right answer about the greatest day of Naruto's life would be his 17th birthday, end of war, laying bloody armless matching with Sasuke, the day Sasuke comeback for him.

Whether people want to see them as romantic or platonic, this answer is an absolute answer, people with eyes can see.

But hey, dumbasses with one remaining braincell and high delusions won't accept Sasuke's importance to Naruto, right 😉 thats why they kept use the hokage or husband or father card lmao.

[twomiddlefingersforthehaters]

They didn't hate each other, they hated the fact that they like each other very much!!!

[sasukekys]

imagine polyshipping naruto and sasuke when they are literally like this