Faust

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[A blood like liquid comes out from under the door frame and then takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Greetings my name is Vaylin I am a reporter from hell news and I have come to interview you faust

If you do this interview I will erase the debts you have with zappa 😈

@hell-news

erase.... debts?..... uhhhhhh....

feel free... to sit... down....

[rats-hyperfixation-corner]

faut

[ladybacen]

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what if I.... lol.... lmao.... XD.... even.....

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nagoorigiri doesn't deserve you bestie, throw the whole man away and find someone who treats you well ✨️⭐️🌻

But..... i need him.... a lot.....

[nagoorigiri]

Need me to what.

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Uhhhhhhhhh.................

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Hey.... @nagoorigiri

I found this... while going on.... a walk today.... I thought it'd be... best to give it to... someone I appreciate.. a lot...

[nagoorigiri]

Who are you again?

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Hey.... @nagoorigiri

I found this... while going on.... a walk today.... I thought it'd be... best to give it to... someone I appreciate.. a lot...

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Faust why the hell in XRD did you decide that your special move was to put your fingers up the character's ass??? Just curious 😥

... Medical.... Practice... Can be confusing... To a casual...

[nagoorigiri]

Medical.. checkup?

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I'm sorry but... I think I don't require that kind of need.

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But medical help... I must... help... I must.... I....

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gay?....

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sorry.... I was in... accident.... answering... soon.....

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Have you thought about installing Linux on your computer

@randythehacker

Sorry.. for medical purposes..... I use.. the classics

[ghost-researcher]

Doc I found my boyfriend passed out on his desk

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medical procedures... needed?.. 💉

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Have you heard of this other doctor, Fanny running around?

f...f...Fanny?....

Am I hearing.... that well.... she's.... back?....

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Have you thought about installing Linux on your computer

@randythehacker

Sorry.. for medical purposes..... I use.. the classics

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Hi Dr. Faust! i just wanted you to know that you are my brother's favourite character like maybe ever. he often wanders into my room and says 'Faust gaming' in a silly voice. have a good day <3

aww.... wonderful... joyous.. brings tear.. to my eye..

(DISCLAIMER... happy tears... these aren't... sad.. sad... tears...)

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what's your favourite flavour of donut?

Also, weird request but can we see your smile? I heard a rumour that you have fangs! Is it true?

I like it.. when it's pink... sugar flavor...

also, you don't... want to see... what's underneath... scary fangs... horrific... scare.. everyone away...

sorry the mood.. got down...

here... the silly..

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*I sneeze all over you* oh! My bad 😞

ah..... bless.... you....

[sollbadguy]

guys tomorrow I'm going to take my 1000000000th T shot tomorrow wish me luck

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always happy.... to help... Mr Sol Badguy...