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She/Her; Avid fanfic reader; Total nerd and fangirl; INTJ; Ravenclaw/Slytherin

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Sylvie: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Loki: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Sylvie: But you’re always acting stupid?

Loki: ...

Loki: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Loki: We have a problem.

Sylvie: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Sylvie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Loki: I wrote you a song.

Sylvie, already crying: You did?

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Loki: I do not have a crush on Sylvie!!

Loki: she’s just someone i stare at and think about all the time and when she’s not there it ruins my day

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Loki: That was so hot.

Sylvie: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Loki: I'm so in love with you.

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Sylvie: I want to kiss you.

Loki, not paying attention: What?

Sylvie: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Sylvie: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Loki: Marry me.

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Sylvie: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Loki: It’s not a joke.

Loki: *huffs*

Loki: I’m an absolute snack.

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Loki and Sylvie: How did you find us?

Mobius: Oh, it was easy

Mobius: I just followed the ridiculously large nexus event and it lead me right to you two.

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Loki and Sylvie: Are we going overboard?

Mobius: No, no, no. You went overboard about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Loki and Sylvi: *laughing* They can try!

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Loki: Can you cut me some slack, Sylvie? I’m sort of in love.

Sylvie: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Loki: I’m in love with you.

Sylvie: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Mobius: Why don’t you just go talk to Sylvie?

Loki, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Mobius: What? So you go tell her she’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Loki: She could hear me.

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Sylvie: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Loki: Of course. *winks* I wouldn‘t flip a table without you.

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Loki: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Sylvie: How can you still say that?

Loki: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Sylvie: Norns, give me patience. Loki: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Sylvie: If the Norns gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Loki: I’m in love with you.

Sylvie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Loki: I know.

Sylvie: *internally freaking out* Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Loki: Sylvie is playing hard to get. Loki: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.