Sylvie: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Loki: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Sylvie: But you’re always acting stupid?
Loki: ...
Loki: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Sylvie: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Loki: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Sylvie: But you’re always acting stupid?
Loki: ...
Loki: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Loki: We have a problem.
Sylvie: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Sylvie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Loki: I wrote you a song.
Sylvie, already crying: You did?
Loki: I do not have a crush on Sylvie!!
Loki: she’s just someone i stare at and think about all the time and when she’s not there it ruins my day
Loki: That was so hot.
Sylvie: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Loki: I'm so in love with you.
Sylvie: I want to kiss you.
Loki, not paying attention: What?
Sylvie: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Sylvie: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Loki: Marry me.
Sylvie: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Loki: It’s not a joke.
Loki: *huffs*
Loki: I’m an absolute snack.
Loki and Sylvie: How did you find us?
Mobius: Oh, it was easy
Mobius: I just followed the ridiculously large nexus event and it lead me right to you two.
Loki and Sylvie: Are we going overboard?
Mobius: No, no, no. You went overboard about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Loki and Sylvi: *laughing* They can try!
Loki: Can you cut me some slack, Sylvie? I’m sort of in love.
Sylvie: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Loki: I’m in love with you.
Sylvie: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Mobius: Why don’t you just go talk to Sylvie?
Loki, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Mobius: What? So you go tell her she’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Loki: She could hear me.
Sylvie: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Loki: Of course. *winks* I wouldn‘t flip a table without you.
Loki: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Sylvie: How can you still say that?
Loki: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Sylvie: Norns, give me patience. Loki: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Sylvie: If the Norns gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Loki: I’m in love with you.
Sylvie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Loki: I know.
Sylvie: *internally freaking out* Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Loki: Sylvie is playing hard to get. Loki: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.