Everything Happens

Decker. He/him. Lewis & Clark College. Follow 4 existential complaining, homoerotic sarcasm, & very relatable pictures of animals.

[runningcolourful]

[m4rzmerde]

[marypickfords]

Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933)

[apocketuniverse]

me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!!

me by 4 PM that afternoon:

[demetriusmarkee]

[partylikeits2007]

Paris Hilton posing with a Nintendo Gamecube - October 2002

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[tamagotchi]

[jackovthegreat]

I’m the turtle

[stolentweets]

[bisexualwario]

a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker

[bookworm-on-rainy-days]

[maisiewilliams]

[eccho-system]

[starrytrack]

[straightboyfriend]

me discovering my inner worth

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

what a wholesome post

[theweirdwideweb]

[powerburial]

straight culture

[powerburial]

this is the straight pride parade

[apparentlyeverything]

look I like to dunk on the straights as much as the next person but this picture so clearly embodies sibling culture that I have to assume everyone agreeing with these comments is an only child

[kaijuno]

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]