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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

     I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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PSA;; Moving again.

             I’ve been thinking about it for a few days now,               & I’ve decided to move Caspian again. I know              people are probably tired of this, but I honestly              don’t give a shit. Things are changing for the               better in my life, and I just want to wipe away               all the negativity, so I’m starting with a fresh,              new blog. 

                I will only be giving my URL to those who                want it, so by liking this PSA or messaging               me on Tumblr or Skype, I will give you the               new URL. 

                with that being, if we have a thread / ship &               you followed me onto the new blog, it will                remain the same. I will try my best to scrape               up all the replies I have on this blog & reply               to them on the new one.

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« I'm not as drunk as I use to was. »

                      ❝ go to bed, y’fuckin’ lush. ❞

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Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞

❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞

❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞

❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞

❝I'm almost sober...❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

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          i should yell at mari more often if i gain followers for it

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"Caspian, come here." He pouted, stiffing an upper lip whilst a set of thin appendages curled unto his lover's fabric as tight he could manage. T'was obvious the man wanted attention.

               of course, caspian gave kim what he wanted.               arms snaked around the other’s torso, & with               the two being the same height, it wasn’t hard                at all to shower his boyfriend’s lips in a series               of pecks & drawn out kisses.

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"Does the yogurt have... tiny pieces of fruit..?"

               ❝ of course. what kind of boyfriend would                        i be if i didn’t get tiny pieces of fruit ?? ❞

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“im NOT jealous ”

               ❝  you’re jealous. y’get snooty whenever                   you’re jealous, & ya really ain’t gotta be.                   it was just a business lunch, babe. i even                   brought you back some frozen yogurt.  ❞