Gerald Cooper :)

i am a wholesome janitor. i take cleaning very seriously. i am a father and i am 33 years-old. i work at the fbi office :) {mun is @nate-the-grate}

[sophie-cooper]

My birthday is in two days!!!!

My birthday is in two days!!!!!

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Gerald stumbles into the FBI office

@sophie-cooper Thank goodness youre safe! Thank you for calling me @glittery-fbi-agent, I’ve been very uh, disoriented, these past few days.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

Are you feeling alright?

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

I- I’m fine. I’m just gonna take Sophie home now. Thank you, again.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

You know you can always ask us to look after her if you need to. We’re more than happy to watch her

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

i just hate being an inconvenience.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

Oh honey, its not an inconvenience at all

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

i uh- I’ll make sure to call you next time.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

We can watch her for tonight if you’d like? At least until you sober up

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Psh I’m fine and she probably wants to go home.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

You’re stumbling Gerald

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Okay okay. Can i pick her up first thing in the morning?

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Gerald stumbles into the FBI office

@sophie-cooper Thank goodness youre safe! Thank you for calling me @glittery-fbi-agent, I’ve been very uh, disoriented, these past few days.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

Are you feeling alright?

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

I- I’m fine. I’m just gonna take Sophie home now. Thank you, again.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

You know you can always ask us to look after her if you need to. We’re more than happy to watch her

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

i just hate being an inconvenience.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

Oh honey, its not an inconvenience at all

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

i uh- I’ll make sure to call you next time.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

We can watch her for tonight if you’d like? At least until you sober up

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Psh I’m fine and she probably wants to go home.

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Gerald stumbles into the FBI office

@sophie-cooper Thank goodness youre safe! Thank you for calling me @glittery-fbi-agent, I’ve been very uh, disoriented, these past few days.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

Are you feeling alright?

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

I- I’m fine. I’m just gonna take Sophie home now. Thank you, again.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

You know you can always ask us to look after her if you need to. We’re more than happy to watch her

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

i just hate being an inconvenience.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

Oh honey, its not an inconvenience at all

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

i uh- I’ll make sure to call you next time.

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Gerald stumbles into the FBI office

@sophie-cooper Thank goodness youre safe! Thank you for calling me @glittery-fbi-agent, I’ve been very uh, disoriented, these past few days.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

Are you feeling alright?

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

I- I’m fine. I’m just gonna take Sophie home now. Thank you, again.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

You know you can always ask us to look after her if you need to. We’re more than happy to watch her

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

i just hate being an inconvenience.

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Gerald stumbles into the FBI office

@sophie-cooper Thank goodness youre safe! Thank you for calling me @glittery-fbi-agent, I’ve been very uh, disoriented, these past few days.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

Are you feeling alright?

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

I- I’m fine. I’m just gonna take Sophie home now. Thank you, again.

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Gerald stumbles into the FBI office

@sophie-cooper Thank goodness youre safe! Thank you for calling me @glittery-fbi-agent, I’ve been very uh, disoriented, these past few days.

[sophie-cooper]

Sophie sits alone in the hallway of the third floor, waiting for her father to come get her.

Well Miss Stuffy it looks like it’s just you and me again tonight.

*Sophie looks at her stuffed animal and smiles weakly, multiple agents and other office personnel walk past her*

[fbi-captain-rainy]

Kid, your dads been worried sick. He’s got half the force looking for you. Thinks you were kidnapped. You need to go home ASAP

[sophie-cooper]

I don’t how to get there! I don’t have a car.

[glittery-fbi-agent]

I can call your dad for you, okay honey?

[sophie-cooper]

Yes please! I miss him a lot!

[glittery-fbi-agent]

I bet. I’ll stay here with you until he comes

[sophie-cooper]

Thank you very much!

[glittery-fbi-agent]

You’re very welcome dear

Hey, @fbi-janitor-gerald , your daughter is here at the office. She misses you

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Aw shiz. I’ll be right over.

[fbi-au-ideas]

Gender swap AU

gender swap AU Name: Age: Appearance:

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Name: Georgia

Age: 33

Appearance: A short petite woman with black hair and hazel eyes.

[eva-the-witch]

Anyone got a recommends romcom on Netflix?

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

I really liked Set It Up.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

G-Gerald let’s go homee

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Alright. I’ll call us an uber and we can come get your car tomorrow. It’s late and we’re really drunk.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

Fineee You can call them…

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Where should they drop you off?

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

My home

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Okay. Your’s is here. It’s a blue Honda Civic. I’ll see you at work tomorrow. If you need anything give me a call.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

Thanks cya…

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Au revoir.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

G-Gerald let’s go homee

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Alright. I’ll call us an uber and we can come get your car tomorrow. It’s late and we’re really drunk.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

Fineee You can call them…

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Where should they drop you off?

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

My home

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Okay. Your’s is here. It’s a blue Honda Civic. I’ll see you at work tomorrow. If you need anything give me a call.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

G-Gerald let’s go homee

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Alright. I’ll call us an uber and we can come get your car tomorrow. It’s late and we’re really drunk.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

Fineee You can call them…

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Where should they drop you off?

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

G-Gerald let’s go homee

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Alright. I’ll call us an uber and we can come get your car tomorrow. It’s late and we’re really drunk.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

-they burst into @fbi-agent-scarlette ‘s room- HEYYYYY

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

-she was lying on the bed, asleep, but as the door is thrown open, she jerks awake, panicking-

ty che blyad?!

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

HOW ARE YOUUUU

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

-she stares at him, shaking. she curls up into a little ball, trying to get as far away from him as possible-

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Alex, you can’t yell. She’s recovering from something traumatic. *He pats Alex’s back*

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

OhHHH, Sorrryyyyyy

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Why dont we give her a few minutes alone and we’ll go down to the gift shop and pick something out for her?

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

yeahh!

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

*after about 15 minutes of browsing in the gift shop they pick up a teddy bear and bring back to the room*

Be…not scary this time, okay?

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

Kayyy

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

I’ll stay out here. She’ll feel less overwhelmed without so many people in the room.

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

-they burst into @fbi-agent-scarlette ‘s room- HEYYYYY

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

-she was lying on the bed, asleep, but as the door is thrown open, she jerks awake, panicking-

ty che blyad?!

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

HOW ARE YOUUUU

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

-she stares at him, shaking. she curls up into a little ball, trying to get as far away from him as possible-

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Alex, you can’t yell. She’s recovering from something traumatic. *He pats Alex’s back*

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

OhHHH, Sorrryyyyyy

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Why dont we give her a few minutes alone and we’ll go down to the gift shop and pick something out for her?

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

yeahh!

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

*after about 15 minutes of browsing in the gift shop they pick up a teddy bear and bring back to the room*

Be...not scary this time, okay?

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

-they burst into @fbi-agent-scarlette ‘s room- HEYYYYY

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

-she was lying on the bed, asleep, but as the door is thrown open, she jerks awake, panicking-

ty che blyad?!

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

HOW ARE YOUUUU

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

-she stares at him, shaking. she curls up into a little ball, trying to get as far away from him as possible-

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Alex, you can’t yell. She’s recovering from something traumatic. *He pats Alex’s back*

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

OhHHH, Sorrryyyyyy

[fbi-janitor-gerald]

Why dont we give her a few minutes alone and we’ll go down to the gift shop and pick something out for her?