ARCHIVED!

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fiyapowa:

send me 👀 + a ship ( platonic / romantic / hate ) & i’ll give you 3 headcanons!

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@gcnivss​ // because women want to get paid as much as men ??? In 2017???? No, silly, we SOLVED that in like 1778, duh! what is this SORCERY to even suggest such witchcraft as unequal pay??? *brick jokes myself to death with said brick*

it’s almost like ??? they haven’t gone through this 3 times before ACTUALLY LOST AJ and Paget and had to beg them to come back??? CBS IS SHOOK. THEY DID NOT EXPECT THIS ONE BIT.

[fbikitten-a-blog]

why is this still a thing

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the 100 ways to say 'i love you' teen wolf edition

1. "A key to your house, already?"

2. "I am the one keeping you alive, okay?"

3. "If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind."

4. "She is my best friend."

5. "Not all monsters do monstrous things."

6. "You electrified the windows?"

7. "You are the hottest girl."

8. "I would never leave without you."

9. "Dance with me, dumbass."

10. "You can do it."

11. "Am I going to regret this?"

12. "When I kissed you, you held your breath."

13. "You remembered my name."

14. "You are the hot girl."

15. "You were just trying to kiss me."

16. "After everything we've been through, I believe you."

17. "Because I trust you."

18. "I need you."

19. "I knew you liked me."

20. "You are coming back, right?"

21. "I'd like to help you figure it out."

22. "I think you look beautiful."

23. "What do you want me to do?"

24. "You are showing me plenty right now."

25. "It's progress."

26. "I heard you almost got killed."

27. "Why is your heart beating so fast?"

28. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."

29. "Did you find her?"

30. "I don't want you to sleep in the chair."

31. "It didn't matter to me."

32. "I don't want you to be normal, I want you to be alive."

33. "Wait here."

34. "You did not just say that."

35. "Do the right-side brakes on your dad's SUV squeak a little bit?"

36. "She stays."

37. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."

38. "Just tell me how to fix this, alright?"

39. "I will come with you."

40. "Is she okay?"

41. "Just focus on the sound of my voice, alright?"

42. "If you got something else in mind, I am okay with that too."

43. "I am not going anywhere."

44. "Part of you is doing something."

45. "Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit."

46. "You're not nervous, are you?"

47. "There's no such thing as fate."

48. "I think you mean..."

49. "Be the Alpha."

50. "Are we still milking that?"

51. "What did you tell her?"

52. "Why do you want to know?"

53. "You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman."

54. "Can you get me out of here before I drown?"

55. "I won't judge, I promise."

56. "They tip toe."

57. "You know, I put those pants on you."

58. "He can't be dead."

59. "So is that hypothetical situation we talked about getting any less hypothetical?"

60. "Close your eyes."

61. "You want to leave so we can figure it out?"

62. "I'll be your Yoda."

63. "What's this look on your face?"

64. "You're the one who always figures it out."

65. "Can't you trust me just this once?"

66. "You're getting an idea, aren't you?"

67. "What were you thinking going after them?"

68. "I can see it on your face."

69. "I am frustrated."

70. "That's because it doesn't hurt."

71. "Don't be such a sour wolf."

72. "We need help."

73. "I can take care of myself."

74. "Do you still?"

75. "I figured you shouldn't be alone."

76. "I couldn't let that be the last memory you had of her."

77. "Why'd you help me?"

78. "She still is."

79. "Not all of us are."

80. "I wanna paint your body."

81. "I think you could definitely take him."

82. "So what are you gonna do?"

83. "I did ask her out once."

84. "If anything happens, find me."

85. "I am not watching The Notebook again."

86. "We are not leaving without her."

87. "What am I, a nun?"

88. "I am just looking at your eyes."

89. "I really hope you are."

90. "I love your smile."

91. "I only had one friend and she's dead too."

92. "Look at me."

93. "Good thing I had my period last week then."

94. "I hate you."

95. "Who are you?"

96. "I am not leaving, okay?"

97. "You are my brother."

98. "I am here to save my best friend."

99. "Why did you do that?"

and...

100. "Because I love you."

[memestockpile]

send one for a kind gesture;

♖ comforting after a nightmare ♘ kiss on the forehead ♣ wiping away tears ♝ holding hands ♡ hugging ♦ picking up your character ♤ bathing your character ♠ my muse taking care of your muse when they’re sick ☮ stroking/ruffling hair ▽ patting/rubbing their back ☽ dressing your character ☺ my muse helping your muse fall asleep ❮ my muse comforting your muse as they grieve ♋  my muse fixing your muse something to eat ✍ my muse  teaching your muse ∞ my muse reading to your muse 

[moirainedamodredd]

think you’re hunting us? we’re hunting you. insp

requested by anon

[astrophagy]

          — vincent van gogh

[espritscriminelsfrance]

requested by Anonymous (x)

[ichorveiins]

AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode two - the secret of spoons. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

❝ can you hear me ? ❞

❝ you want help ? fine. ❞

❝ let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a man got fucked. now, how is that for a story ? ❞

❝ let me paint a picture of what’s waiting for you on the shore. ❞

❝ and all for what ? ❞

❝ and i ain’t even started yet. ❞

❝ this guy gets it. ❞

❝ angry is good. angry gets shit done. ❞

❝ you’re already dead, asshole. at least die a sacrifice for something worthwhile. ❞

❝ let. the motherfucker. burn ! let it all burn. ❞

❝ were you shot at ? ❞

❝ well it depends on who you ask. ❞

❝ i don’t know what the fuck you speak of. ❞

❝ how was the funeral ? ❞

❝ you wanna come in and talk about it ? ❞

❝ mmm-mmm-mmm. what a little asshole. ❞

❝ oh, you know him ? ❞

❝ they don’t have a fucking clue. ❞

❝ i don’t give a fuck if they don’t have a fucking clue, i want one ! give me a fucking clue ! ❞

❝ good. compact amended. ❞

❝ your first bed as a free man. enjoy it. ❞

❝ an assault on you is an insult to me. don’t think because i didn’t lose my temper i am not angry, or am lacking a plan. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean to wake you. ❞

❝ they told me you died. ❞

❝ you were just having a bad dream. ❞

❝ you going to miss it ? ❞

❝ too many people tell each other not to repress their emotions, to release their feelings, to let the pain go. there’s a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. ❞

❝ what i say has got to be said, so i want you to consider my words very carefully. ❞

❝ say it. ❞

❝ you are only obligated to feel bad about that for so long. ❞

❝ let there be beauty where there can be. ❞

❝ plan is, we will be meeting with a number of people preeminent in their respective fields, and then we will rendezvous in one of the most important places in the country. ❞

❝ i don’t like dropping in on friends empty handed. ❞

❝ you can’t look out for yourself, how the hell are you gonna look out for me ? ❞

❝ not so fast. we need to talk, [ … ] . ❞

❝ funny how things supposed to make you look good only make it worse. ❞

❝ the fuck is this ? ❞

❝ i’m all sorts, [ … ] .❞

❝ i’m the one they sacrifice to. then till now. ❞

❝ time and attention. better than lamb’s blood. ❞

❝ i hate that. i hate that they were hurting you, [ … ] . i would never do that to you. ❞

❝ i want you in my camp with us. ❞

❝ look at it like this: we’re the coming thing. we are already here. ❞

❝ i was impressed with how you dealt with him/her/them. ❞

❝ who’d have thought you had it in you ? ❞

❝ he/she/they were underestimating you. they all are. not a mistake i’ll make. ❞

❝ i can give you so much more. you name it, honey. what do you need ? ❞

❝ don’t fight gravity, [ … ] . i’ve been at this a while. ❞

❝ i’m trying to help you. ❞

❝ keep your neck out of the belt. ❞

❝ that went as well as can be expected. ❞

❝ i think i’m losing my mind. ❞

❝ oh, like the rest of your life is sane. ❞

❝ at times, the universe does seem to have singled you out for unique abuse. in these moments you have to ask yourself, would i rather be ignored ? ❞

❝ always better dead than forgotten, and no one is ever going to forget you. ❞

❝ it’s a sudden onset of strange. fair cause for consternation, unless strange is a new language and what we’re doing here is vocabulary building. ❞

❝ you may have to consider that you didn’t see what you saw, or you did. the world is either crazy or you are. they’re both solid options. take your pick. ❞

❝ when you decide, come and tell me. but don’t rush into it. take your time. difficult decision. ❞

❝ there are bigger sacrifices one might be asked to make than going a little mad. ❞

❝ you wanna know the secret of my success ? the secret is charm. ❞

❝ i only come when matters are vital, as they are now. ❞

❝ god, you are gorgeous. you have not aged. ❞

❝ the truth is not what people want to hear. ❞

❝ prettiest woman, prettiest lies. ❞

❝ black as night, sweet as sin. you take coffee, then i read your future. ❞

❝ he does not know our world. ❞

❝ i’m easing him in. ❞

❝ you are the worst man i have ever seen. ❞

❝ nice to see you, old friend. i brought a gift. ❞

❝ i come here only to share bread and information. what you do with the latter is entirely up to you. ❞

❝ i’d be happy to help. ❞

❝ oh, he is nobody’s husband, and i am nobody’s wife. ❞

❝ family is who you survive with when you need to survive, even if you do not like them. ❞

❝ i am not a good cook. when i was younger there were servants to make meals. here there are no servants; there’s only us. ❞

❝ learning is beneath me. ❞

❝ i thought you were supposed to read tea leaves ? ❞

❝ that bad, huh ? any good news ? ❞

❝ you brought that madness into my life once. never again. ❞

❝ you know me. you know what these hands have done. ❞

❝ you don’t want me, you want [ … ] , and he’s/she’s/they’re not here. ❞

❝ it will be glorious, win or lose. ❞

❝ i am tired of glorious. ❞

❝ everyone thought he/she/they must be the good one. so i became me. ❞

❝ time passes. now i am gray. ❞

❝ i think in the old country i am forgotten, and here, i am like a bad memory. ❞

❝ i know the killing. ❞

❝ to give a good death is art. ❞

❝ every man’s an equal. ❞

❝ is good ? ❞

❝ first blood is mine. so you’ve lost. game is done. ❞

❝ i just started. ❞

❝ ten thousand deaths made right here. ❞

❝ it’s your move. ❞

❝ he’ll take that shot. no joke, no boast, no half-measures. how good are you ? ❞

❝ it’s your decision. ❞

❝ when my voice breaks on this song, remember old love gone. ❞

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↳ plotting call !! ( aka feel free to hit the ❤ and maybe you’ll find a fairy godmother penny garcia in your askbox/im’s and definitely gives you babes permission to hop into my askbox/im’s if you’d like to chat about something you’d like to do w/ this baby girl!! )

[yeahmoretz]

[kindofsharethat]

when you reblog your own post

[wildhaart]

muse a and muse b were high school sweethearts, during senior year, muse a found out that she was pregnant, it was two months before graduation but they figured out how to keep it as a secret. having an athletic scholarship in one of the top university in the city, muse b knows that it would harm his chances for going to a nice college but he loves muse a and was ready to sacrifice everything for her but it was muse a who wasn’t ready and decided to leave him without even saying goodbye. fast forward four years, muse b just signed a contract to be a professional athlete and muse a is a single mom juggling going to university and taking care of their daughter, they met by accident in the hospital when their daughter got sick and he was there for a charity event. 

[giirlwednesday]

when you and bae judge people, places, and things together.

[clarietemple]

“What do we need her for anyway? We can start our own bed-and-breakfast.” “Retreat. Hotel. Bathhouse?“

[greysnextgenhq]

If you are an active criminal minds blong ( whether a multi muse account or an individual account ) please like/reblog this post and I will add you to the master post! If you are a multi muse, please message or reply to this post with the characters that you have. 

[amanitacaplan]

Whatever you decide to do, just know you won’t have to do it alone.