Niall Horan

right now i wish you were here with me

[fyidems]

So either its really hot in this house or its just me. Either way, the a.c. needs to get turned on.

[fc-nialls]

It's just you, I'm freezing.

[iridesvntia]

Kudos to you for being like that and never gaining any weight.

[fc-nialls]

It's such a blessing. But I'm sure there will be consequences when I get older. I'm sure I'll get fat. 

[aitf--chandler-lynn]

I would too.

[fc-nialls]

The pain I have it awful, but I'm sure your  labor pain will be so much worse.

[karmcsbxtch]

You’re lucky it ends with an ache. I’m going to be fat even after my sucker is born Niall. 

[fc-nialls]

I really am, it's gonna suck for you girls. I do feel bad about that. You all have to go through labor and everything! 

[ally-brooxe-blog]

"Go fuck off. She pushes Niall and laughs. "How’ve you been kid?"

[fc-nialls]

"Well that hurt." He joked and rubbed his arm. "I've been quite alright, and you?" 

[karmcsbxtch]

It never ends with me. Since i’m feeding two people. 

[fc-nialls]

But I'm not!

[ally-brooxe-blog]

"I know I am, that’s why you love me oh so much!" Ally laughs.

[fc-nialls]

"Oh that's a little awk. I don't love you though." Niall jokes and laughs. 

[iridesvntia]

I’m also feeding two people. You eat everything and anything and you’re still a scrawny little boy? How is that even possible?

[fc-nialls]

I know! But most of the time I feel like I am, but I'm not. And I guess it's my immune system...I think...I think that's what it is...

[iridesvntia]

I bet I could eat three Big Macs. You’re talking to a pregnant woman here, I could eat anything and everything.

[fc-nialls]

I bet! And I mean that in the nicest way possible! I'm a scrawny little boy who can usually eat anything and everything, but something about McDonalds make my tummy just get so much smaller.

[mumzdrenka]

I’m not sure that’s good… How’d you eat that much?

[fc-nialls]

Three Big Mac and a large fry. I didn't think it'd be that bad!

[hyfrzaynmalik-deactivated201408]

You bet your ass they will be. They’ll be on like baby weekly or something.

[fc-nialls]

Your kids are going to be Gods, oh my god. Yes, like all those baby magazines, getting those photoshoots lined up now.

[alf-ie]

Food is life. You can never have too much! 

[fc-nialls]

You say that pre three Big Macs. 

[aitf--chandler-lynn]

Damn, boy.

[fc-nialls]

I do now regret it though.

[iridesvntia]

That is impossible. You can never eat too much food!

[fc-nialls]

You say that now. Tell me how you feel after three Big Macs.

[fckbastian]

Is this the apocalypse? Did you actually just admit to eating too much food?

[fc-nialls]

Yes, you're now going to die Barbara, Get ready.

[ally-brooxe-blog]

Wait, you’re finally admitting you ate too much? Where are the cameras to catch this moment.

[fc-nialls]

You're hilarious Ally, you really are. 

[hyfrzaynmalik-deactivated201408]

We’ll be the best dads around.

[fc-nialls]

Our kids are going to be some of the best looking kids too.