Foreign Correspondents Club of Neverland

neverland is an exciting outpost for fae & humans the f.c.c. neverland aims to provide a haven for visiting & resident journalists

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Renaming of the 'Kensington Chronicle'

[press release: 6 March 2017]

The FCC Neverland formally accepts the change in nomenclature of the esteemed Kensington Chronicle to the ‘K-Chron’.

Despite the abbreviated name, our society of journalists trusts the team behind the K-Chron will ensure fake news will not prevail, and the highest standards of reportage will continue to be adhered.

The FCC Neverland Management

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Belated congratulations to a former resident & his wife

By FCC Neverland Management

September 10, 2014

Neverland, OH – It is a policy of FCC Neverland's to keep out of our residents’ and guests’ private lives, except in the execution of our duties. However, several weeks ago, we were approached by Mr Frederick Wentworth with a press release on his marriage to Neverland nurse Jo Wentworth née Watson.

After much consideration and deliberation, we decided to go ahead and publish it, as a happy obligation to a former resident who had contributed much to the establishment.

We would now like to take this opportunity to congratulate the couple on their nuptials, belatedly, as well as to offer our good wishes for their forthcoming child.

Attached: Mr and Mrs Freddie Wentworth’s press statement.

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Fairytale Forest | Andrew Lovga

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Interview: Jim Yardley on Reporting From Asia, and Why Nothing Will Match It

"I doubt anything in my journalism career will match my decade in Asia," the Pulitzer Prize-winning New York Times journalist said.

Read the full story here .

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Brownie - ~Artsammich

[deathisallyouneed]

A good wine is like a woman. Except of course it doesn’t have breasts. Or arms and a head. And it can’t speak or bear children. In fact, come to think of it, a good wine isn’t remotely like a woman at all. A good wine is like a good wine.

-Stephen Fry “The Liar” (via oscarwetnwilde)

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[skunkbear]

Here’s a bird’s eye view of the World Cup (nations), brought to you just a couple hours before the first game between Brazil and Croatia. All these images come from NASA — you can learn a lot more about the images and see them in beautiful high resolution here.

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True.

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Classical music world cup, Day 1: Algeria

Composer: سليم دادة [Salim Dada] (* 1975)

Work: لونجة نهاوند  Lounga Nahawound (2007)

Performer: Giacomo Agazzini, Algerian National Symphonic Orchestra; conducted by Guido Maria Guida

Source

[newpeterwendy]

Dear Darling, Is John straight? Because damn. Signed, the only gay lost boy

At the moment, love is not in the 5 Year Plan.

[snobbymrdouchey]

Headcanon: John is asexual and I cry into a fishbowl strawberry margarita.

[fccneverland]

Love is overrated. Get a pet. Or a hobby.

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Alice back in Neverland, Culprit captured

NEVERLAND, Ohio (USA), 11 June --

Alice is safely returned to Neverland.

A few weeks ago, a signed First Edition of Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland, put up in a silent auction to raise funds for the town library, was stolen in a break-in at Neverland Used Books.

Following an investigation by Sherlock Fairy, that eventually involved the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the perpetrator, a Mr Bill Grant, was captured and the stolen book returned.

It also transpired that Grant was responsible for the drugging, several weeks beforehand, of Ms Bri Valdivia, the owner of the used books store, as well as potentially involved in the kidnapping of Ms Jo Watson, a nurse at Neverland Care Center.

It seems that Grant's main motive was to revenge himself on his former girlfriend, Ms Valdivia, for rejecting him, but he stole the book intending to sell it and use the funds for other illegal activities. It is, however, unclear what was his role in the kidnapping of Nurse Watson.

FBI agent Tacos, who was in Neverland to investigate and apprehend Bill Grant, would not speculate on the extent of Grant's involvement in the criminal gangs which are trafficking fairy dust. Bill Grant's case is not closed, and he has been taken away by the FBI for further questioning. 

With the return of Alice in Wonderland, the silent auction has resumed. The bidding ends this Friday so interested Neverlandians should put in their bids very soon, before it is too late.

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[newpeterwendy]

what kind of drug is fairy dust supposed to resemble? is it more like weed, acid, or a combination of the two? or a different drug entirely?

It’s maaaaaaagic!

[fccneverland]

Hmmmm…

From a journalistic viewpoint, seeing everything answered with an all-encompassing “magic” is quite a cop-out from the interviewee.

But as a pixie, I am so relieved that a silly reason, like ‘midichlorians’, wasn’t given. 

So, well done Person-who-runs-the-New-Adventures-of-Peter-and-Wendy tumblr.

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Foreign journalists who write about Africa are often criticized for focusing on the bad news over the good, privileging the sensational over the everyday, even for casting the continent as a 21st century heart of darkness. It can be a valid criticism, and one that I and I think most of my...

Book Art by Kaspen

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😮

[allthingshakespeare]

SHAKESPEARE PLAYS GIVEN TABLOID TWIST

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Tabloids. *tsk*