Life's a metaphor

@CarlsonMarshall: "You see. It's a metaphor"

[fxckchristian]

I’m glad you’re back. Bitches were getting snapping as fuck.

[fckcarlson]

Oh were they really?

[fckcarlson]

Is nobody welcoming enough to be nice?

[fckcarlson]

"This is bullshit."

1. Demons by Imagine Dragons.

2. See Me Now by Little Mix. This song relates to my life because nobody back home though I would make it big time but here I am.

3. Burn by Ellie Goulding. 

4. Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo. 

5. Now by Paramore.

6. Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood

7. Timber (feat. Ke$ha) by Pitbull

8.  Lolly (feat. Juicy J & Justin Bieber) by Maejor Ali

9. 23 (feat. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J) by Mike Will Made-It

10. Little Black Dress by One Direction

[fckcarlson]

Hey guys. I'm back. I missed you all. Not.

[alexloufolle]

I am so tired but it’s Friday and I dont want to sit at home and do nothing do you see my dilemma?

[fckcarlson]

Well now it's Saturday. I'm a day late..

[just-travis-deactivated20140415]

Showering high has given me an entirely new outlook on my career path. I’d be an amazing shampoo-er/head masseuse. 

[just-travis-deactivated20140415]

[fckcarlson]

Oh my god. You need to give me some tips like that.

[indvgna]

No sex in the room if I’m in there. New rule, I’d rather not hear moaning.

[fckcarlson]

That's the thing Chrissy I went to her apartment so you're all good.

[aaron-lilies]

What a surprise, you can get girls?

[fckcarlson]

Fuck you.

[fckcarlson]

I woke up in some girls apartment this morning and she isnt even on the show. I have to say she was hot though.

[indvgna]

WHERE TF IS EVERYONE

[fckcarlson]

Well i'm right here.

[harryxzayn]

[coltontadeo]

Every since this show started, a bunch of girls have came up to me and told me that they’re in love with me and that we’re gonna end up dating. Oh.

[fckcarlson]

I feel you mate. I just love it, but don't you have a girlfriend?

[aaron-lilies]

Maybe we could be friends?

[fckcarlson]

I'd prefer not.

[aaron-lilies]

Or you could just not be an asshole to me?

[fckcarlson]

Eh. Maybe.

[fckcarlson]

Chrissy: my throat hurts asdgjk

Chrissy: but okay yes ill come to you

Carlson: Awesome.

[fckcarlson]

Chrissy: meh someone come cuddle

Chrissy: plz :(

Carlson: Why don't you just ask me?

Carlson: I mean I am your roommate.

[pceolivia-deactivated20140208]

That sucks so much considering Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are amazing.

[fckcarlson]

Thanks for informing me.