Big bang

Hey My name is Sruthi most people know me as Shroodles! Also welcome to inside workings of my brain she/her| bi |Indian

[yoursoulsgspot]

“I want all the girls watching here and now to know that a new day is on the horizon,” - Oprah Winfrey

[your-royal-momoness]

pt 1?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[serperoir]

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

[hustlerose]

swedish girls are like “tonight ur gonna get the ströp” 

[angells-deactivated20210106]

need you to know ströp means to strangle/choke

[hustlerose]

i’m not complaining

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

things i always keep in my backpack: 

the bible (king james edition)

a copy of the U.S. consitution

a copy of my school’s current rulebook

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

[m3anint3ll3ctual]

op ur url says it all

[catchymemes]

[hymnofvalefor]

[pansexualandnervous]

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

[musicalhell]

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit

[2460onetruepairing]

Fortnite 2 is taking a weird turn.

[hydro-homies]

POKÉMON FACT

[pyr0rose]

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

[brunhiddensmusings]

if you as a father dont think your kid working with robots is cool as all fuck then you not only failed as a father but you failed at understanding what awesome is

[catchymemes]

[heshe]

[distractedboyfriend]

[gaycism]

This is so powerful

[lavieenlavenderblue]

kylie jenner vía instagram stories on october 16, 2019

[gaycism]

[melonmemes]

[melonmemes]

[melonmemes]

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[nyctosaurid]

i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago

[mitski-miyawakis]

i’ve never even watched dr. who but

https://youtu.be/ubTJI_UphPk

[nathyfaith]

This scene gets me EVERY TIME.