unlovable

unheard of

[jenner-news]

Kendall: “good morning snowy NYC”

[coltontadeo]

I don’t snore..

[aaron-lilies]

Are you sure? Because last time I checked, I was the one who heard you.

[fckcarlson]

Fuck you.

[aaron-lilies]

Let me know me when.

[coltontadeo]

I slept the whole day away. Okay.

[aaron-lilies]

I know I heard you snoring. I think you need to get that checked. 

[coltontadeo]

——- I’m bored.

[aaron-lilies]

You and me both.

[jenner-news]

Kendall: “🚦🚖”

[silversands]

[aaron-lilies]

@aaronbye: getting on my lasst nervvveee.

[fckcarlson]

I woke up in some girls apartment this morning and she isnt even on the show. I have to say she was hot though.

[aaron-lilies]

What a surprise, you can get girls?

[fckcarlson]

I’d prefer not.

[aaron-lilies]

Oh.

[fckcarlson]

Eh. Maybe.

[aaron-lilies]

Maybe we could be friends?

[fxckchristian]

Not really. 

[aaron-lilies]

Are you okay?

[coltontadeo]

Maybe if I look around the house I’ll find the heater.

[aaron-lilies]

You'd be a life saver.

[coltontadeo]

Yes. I’m under like five blankets.

[aaron-lilies]

I only have two. Obviously they need to turn up the heat.

[aaron-lilies]

Is anyone else fucking freezing?

[fckcarlson]

You’ll just have to wait and see then.

[aaron-lilies]

Or you could just not be an asshole to me?

[fckcarlson]

Not really, I’ve already been told. 

[aaron-lilies]

Not by me?