hopeless

"so i'm taking back what's mine, you'll miss the slice of heaven that i gave to you last night" bailey-rae roberts | nb | nineteen. yes, i'm australian. no, i don't have a pet koala. and for heavens sake, its a prawn not a shrimp why do you guys call it...

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goldstartherapy:

Should I assume you’re one of those patients? That resent you simply because you’re a therapist and refuses to cooperate despite the fact the therapist is here for them? 

It isn’t fun to be generalised, I will never assume you are just another patient. You are unique and special in all the right ways. How about we both decide not to make generalisations? 

Never said I resented therapists. Just the super upbeat ones. It comes off as patronising and frankly does nothing but piss most people off.

If I was unique and special in all the right ways, I wouldn’t be here.

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goldstartherapy:

Hello everyone, I thought I’d introduce myself. I’m Rachel Berry and will be your new therapist. I am incredibly excited to be here and meet all of you, and I can’t wait to start working with all of you. 

I am incredibly honoured to be given the opportunity to get to know each and every one of you, and help us all live happier, healthier lives. I am still finding my feet, and have somehow managed to get lost in search of the bathroom five times already…so a tour most definitely wouldn’t go amiss. 

Ugh, you’re one of those therapists. The really up-beat give-you-a-headache the second you walk in their office, therapist. Yay. Nice to meet you.

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Boo!

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little-druggiegirl:

We’ll be so hot in our costumes, I’m pumped! Nice too meet ya too. You been here long? 

The hottest people in this place that’s for sure. Not too long, I arrived sometime in July, can’t remember what day. How about you?

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steroidking-smythe:

I don’t think you’re psychic. Psychics are able to predict almost anything, you’re a phony at best. You’re right about that, it’s as nice as it can be to meet whoever around these parts. But really it’s not, this is a shit hole. 

I was joking around with you, Einstien.

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Honey, I’m home! I managed to get my way out of this place for a while but I got ratted out so I’m back.

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Boo!

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little-druggiegirl:

Really? That’d be so awesome! Thanks. Dunno if we’ve met but I’m Cassie.

No problem, it’ll be fun! I’m Bailey, nice to meet you.

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lost-in-harmonygirl:

You weren’t in my way at all. Do you play any instruments? I play the violin and sing. Nice to meet you Bailey.

That’s good. Yeah, I play piano and I sing too. Oh, violin’s cool!

Boo!

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little-druggiegirl:

It’s September first, meaning there’s only 2 months until Halloween. After much consideration, I’ve decided I’m gonna be Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad) for Halloween! I called dibs. Too bad I’m not in a geeky relationship, or else I’d have my boy be the Joker.

I’ll be the Joker to your Harley if you want.

[digitalsuicide2006]

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fallenraebberry:

Still not as fun as it could be.

And what do you think could make this place more fun?

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lost-in-harmonygirl:

So you’re the one I’ve been seeing in the music room. I can’t remember if we’ve met but I’m Harmony. 

That’s me. Sorry if I was in your way. Nice to meet you, I’m Bailey.

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insane-blaine:

I’d love to hear it if you feel like posting it. 

I will once tumblr stops messing around... It keeps crashing when I try and post it.

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steroidking-smythe:

You’re right in the fact that I haven’t been wondering where you’ve been. But I don’t even know who you are. 

See, I’m psychic. I’m Bailey, I’d say it’s nice to meet you but I’m not sure if it is yet so I’ll save it for later.

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damianjwestbrooke:

It’s so nice to hear about productivity in here and that I’m not the only one continuing my passion. I would definitely love to hear it.

We should do a duet sometime. I’m trying to upload it but I think the file’s corrupted or something, it won’t post.

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druggeduphunter:

…No. Hand sanitizer has alcohol in it. You can get drunk off it. 

Oh! I didn’t even think of that.

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kodafitz:

I didn’t know you did music..

Yeah, I learnt back in Australia. That was the one good thing about where I stayed, they had a keyboard that no one used so I took it into my room. Since I got to America I haven’t really played much so when I saw the music room I got a little excited and didn’t leave.

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Text: I'm gonna make this short and quick. I need some more of that stuff you smuggled in.

Text: Door will be open