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+callie; pretty isn't everything you punkass

[idgafzan]

I actually have pizza on the way, if you want to just wait?

[fckingcallie-blog]

Oh, um, okay. Thanks.

[httpjungho]

"Well, today’s your lucky day, yeah?"

[fckingcallie-blog]

Oh, um, you’re gonna buy Burger King.. for me? You really don’t have to do that. That’s too nice.

[idgafzan]

Would you like me to make you something to eat?

[fckingcallie-blog]

Nah, thank you though. I was just about to make some Ramen. Want some?

[httpjungho]

"I’ll buy some at Burger King."

[fckingcallie-blog]

I haven’t been to Burger King in ages.

[stfuhazel]

You know whats worse then that? When you still have fries, but you’re out of ketchup to dip them in.

[fckingcallie-blog]

Or when you have like 80 pounds of ketchup, and no fries.

[fckingcallie-blog]

Running out of fries is probably one of the hardest things I have to go through in life.

[gfdjavid-deactivated20151206]

Now I wanna cut a deal with you, cause you know I’ve not been paying attention in those lectures. If someone volunteers to do my huge essay for me, this pretty face, will help your pretty face.

[fckingcallie-blog]

I can barely do my own homework, so I doubt I’m qualified to do yours.

[rxnegades-blog-blog-blog]

Uh..? Interesting. I mean, there’s not much to say about it. Some people are sleazier than others, some I don’t remember, and some stuck around long enough to be with me. It’s just like friendships. Only you get naked and do awkward tings.

[fckingcallie-blog]

Oh god. Awkward things are best when they’re avoided. I think I’m living proof of that.

[idgafzan]

I would have picked something more successful in life. But I don’t tend to shoot for long term things. Plus I like to draw and love comics so.

[fckingcallie-blog]

Ah, I wish I would’ve picked something a bit more fun. I mean, I could switch my major but that would be a pain in the ass.

[idgafzan]

I can do a little of everything. I mean I can’t promise you that I know it all because I am majoring in comic art. I want to be a comic book illustrator and it doesn’t require too much biology. But I can do what I can to help.

[fckingcallie-blog]

Comic book illustrator? Damn. Why didn’t I pick something cool like that?

[idgafzan]

Of course, no problem.

[fckingcallie-blog]

So, what’s your forte then? Because the struggle I’m currently having is with biology.

[nsfwliv]

Shit, I think you’d have to be a bit better looking to be able to get a decent pay with the career path you’re considering. I guess thats what paper bags are for. Modern technology will be your saviour.

[fckingcallie-blog]

And by “better looking” do you mean a bit more like you? Because I’ll pass.

[rxnegades-blog-blog-blog]

No, I just know what I’m talking about. Trust me, I’ve been around the block enough for both of us.

[fckingcallie-blog]

Hm, what’s that been like?

[idgafzan]

Well like I said, I really don’t mind. I don’t do much of anything so it would be my pleasure.

[fckingcallie-blog]

Okay. Well, um. Thank you.

[nsfwliv]

Besides being completely embarrassed for you, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for you as well. You sound disgusting, and that joke wasn’t funny in the slightest. 

[fckingcallie-blog]

Who said it was a joke?

[fckingcallie-blog]

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[fckingcallie-blog]

I tried that but I tried redownloading my gifs to see if that would do something for some reason idk but tysmmmm

[idgafzan]

You sound like you are trying to talk me out of helping. If you don’t want the help just say so.

[fckingcallie-blog]

No, um, that’s not what I’m saying at all. I uh.. I need the help, really. I just.. um.. yeah.