Lady Asha

Mother of the High King

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Lady Asha, the best letter burner in Elfhame

Important people:

Myself, @misseislynelodie my beautiful girl

Apparently important:

@highking-cardan

Asshole good lay:

@balek1ng

Unimportant people:

@warriorprincess-rhyia, @theprincedain, @pr1nce0fsunl1ght, @the-winter-queen-herself, @thebombofficial, @theghostoftheshadows, @the-roach-is-taken, @pr1ncessn1casia, @thatredcapmadoc, @viviiduarte, @lost-in-elfhame-help, @thetarynduarte, @leander-duarte, @lockethefox, @faeratvalerian, @knightofthereckless, @hyacinthe-thefalcon

People I tried to keep away from Cardan:

@mortalqueenofelfhame

[his-littlefox]

always wanted to host a valentine’s party <3 💌✨🎀

hope u guys enjoyyy 💋💋

@princeofthehollow @malakai-azer @bingazer @clydeazer @kitt-azer @lililovesmor @morloveslili @letmeliveinelfhame @flightless-doves @shirleyblackvale @lilac-tele @balladofareader @theprincedain @ladyashaofelfhame @misseislynelodie @highking-cardan @balek1ing @the-worlds-greatest-act @the-cards-dealt @dove-verlice @lost-in-the-orchards

[misseislynelodie]

Oh, this looks rather wonderful, thank you for inviting me!

[his-littlefox]

ofccc!! hope u enjoy 🥰💓

[ladyashaofelfhame]

What is she doing here??

[bingazer]

Happy Valentine’s Day!!! 🥰💋

@malakai-azer

[letmeliveinelfhame]

The possessive grip

She's getting it today, y'all

[bingazer]

….you said it not me.

[letmeliveinelfhame]

At least someone's getting some, I guess

[bingazer]

what? don’t you have dain 👀

[letmeliveinelfhame]

The twins, babes, the twins. Everyone's fortunate enough to not be single, so I haven't found anyone who I can depend on to watch Isla and Elio

[bingazer]

Ohh, right 😔

You guys deserve a break though! And if you ever want to plan a date night sometime soon, I can definitely talk to Kai about us babysitting for you!!

[letmeliveinelfhame]

Aww, you'd do that for us? 🥹 That's so sweet! But are you sure? They are quite a handful...

[bingazer]

Of course! It’s nothing we can’t handle together.

[letmeliveinelfhame]

Honestly I think if Dain and I planned a date night, the date wouldn't even happen. We'd either take the opportunity to get some good sleep or do another fun thing. Which... wouldn't be great. Not yet, anyway

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Huh, you don't want another kid with Dain? Now I am surprised.

[his-littlefox]

always wanted to host a valentine’s party <3 💌✨🎀

hope u guys enjoyyy 💋💋

@princeofthehollow @malakai-azer @bingazer @clydeazer @kitt-azer @lililovesmor @morloveslili @letmeliveinelfhame @flightless-doves @shirleyblackvale @lilac-tele @balladofareader @theprincedain @ladyashaofelfhame @misseislynelodie @highking-cardan @balek1ing @the-worlds-greatest-act @the-cards-dealt @dove-verlice @lost-in-the-orchards

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Why is there so much pink? So tacky.

[malakai-azer]

Surely opening your inbox isn't always a misery 🥺

Valid point. I’m never miserable when my wife sends me things.

[letmeliveinelfhame]

What about your friends? 🤨

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Don't be ridiculous. He doesn't have friends, just like you.

[malakai-azer]

And you have… so many friends, I’m sure.

[ladyashaofelfhame]

What makes you think I need them? Hardly anyone meets my standards. Oh, but that girl with the lilac hair, she does.

[malakai-azer]

You’d get along with @his-littlefox. She has some pretty low standards too.

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Ah, yes, the girl that liked Valerian. Her standards are shocking.

[malakai-azer]

Surely opening your inbox isn't always a misery 🥺

Valid point. I’m never miserable when my wife sends me things.

[letmeliveinelfhame]

What about your friends? 🤨

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Don't be ridiculous. He doesn't have friends, just like you.

[malakai-azer]

And you have… so many friends, I’m sure.

[ladyashaofelfhame]

What makes you think I need them? Hardly anyone meets my standards. Oh, but that girl with the lilac hair, she does.

[malakai-azer]

Surely opening your inbox isn't always a misery 🥺

Valid point. I’m never miserable when my wife sends me things.

[letmeliveinelfhame]

What about your friends? 🤨

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Don't be ridiculous. He doesn't have friends, just like you.

[lilac-tele]

Hypothetically, what are the chances you'd be willing to get rid of someone completely powerless and in a position they don't belong in?

- @ladyashaofelfhame

Who even are you and what do you want from me?

[ladyashaofelfhame]

I could be someone of great value to you. I can provide you with a way to remove a very mortal, very useless thorn in my side and get away with it.

[lilac-tele]

And what would I get out of this?

[ladyashaofelfhame]

A favour, of course. I don't offer those lightly.

[lilac-tele]

Hypothetically, what are the chances you'd be willing to get rid of someone completely powerless and in a position they don't belong in?

- @ladyashaofelfhame

Who even are you and what do you want from me?

[ladyashaofelfhame]

I could be someone of great value to you. I can provide you with a way to remove a very mortal, very useless thorn in my side and get away with it.

[highking-cardan]

I miss my therapy buddy 😔

That’s nice.

Name your children after me coward.

[letmeliveinelfhame]

I named one after you, but I'm reconsidering it. They're 3 months old and you haven't been to meet them yet 😔

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Why would he want to do that? They're as awful as you.

[highking-cardan]

My dain allergy is also an asha allergy

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Don't be ridiculous, I am your mother.

[highking-cardan]

I miss my therapy buddy 😔

That’s nice.

Name your children after me coward.

[letmeliveinelfhame]

I named one after you, but I'm reconsidering it. They're 3 months old and you haven't been to meet them yet 😔

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Why would he want to do that? They're as awful as you.

[pr1ncessn1casia]

@ladyashaofelfhame, are you that horrible amalgamation of feline and bird of prey? I suppose it fits you, beady eyed, hideous.

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Just what are talking about, Princess? I'm too busy with Eislyn to be some weird thing like that.

[theheartofthelibrary]

"I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then"

Library at your service. Just a girl who knows secrets of old and timeless tales. The mortal lover of High Prince Balekin of Elfhame, and of Princess Nicasia of the Undersea. And the greatest aunt in both the mortal and the faerie realms.

People I know:

@pr1ncessn1casia and @balek1ng, my amazing, hot, dangerous lovers.

@letmeliveinelfhame, @theprincedain, @highking-cardan, @highqueen-judeduarte, - In laws

@letmeliveinelfhame, @bingazer, @his-littlefox, @malakai-azer, @kitt-azer, @clydeazer, @lost-in-elfhame-help, @lililovesmor, @gnolaheart, @thedirtylittlescoundrel, @luvrvee - friends.

@ladyashaofelfhame - ew, @misseislynelodie - a lady crazier than me

[balek1ng]

who is that last person

[pr1ncessn1casia]

apparently that woman managed to finally get herself a girlfriend.

[theheartofthelibrary]

Well, at least she's no longer bothering either of us anymore, that's a win

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Imagine speaking too soon.

[pr1ncessn1casia]

go finger your girlfriend and leave me to do the same with my own. Now.

[ladyashaofelfhame]

I don't take orders from you, princess, unless the order is for me to join you.

[theheartofthelibrary]

"I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then"

Library at your service. Just a girl who knows secrets of old and timeless tales. The mortal lover of High Prince Balekin of Elfhame, and of Princess Nicasia of the Undersea. And the greatest aunt in both the mortal and the faerie realms.

People I know:

@pr1ncessn1casia and @balek1ng, my amazing, hot, dangerous lovers.

@letmeliveinelfhame, @theprincedain, @highking-cardan, @highqueen-judeduarte, - In laws

@letmeliveinelfhame, @bingazer, @his-littlefox, @malakai-azer, @kitt-azer, @clydeazer, @lost-in-elfhame-help, @lililovesmor, @gnolaheart, @thedirtylittlescoundrel, @luvrvee - friends.

@ladyashaofelfhame - ew, @misseislynelodie - a lady crazier than me

[balek1ng]

who is that last person

[pr1ncessn1casia]

apparently that woman managed to finally get herself a girlfriend.

[theheartofthelibrary]

Well, at least she's no longer bothering either of us anymore, that's a win

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Imagine speaking too soon.

[xcruelprincessx]

Why does Lady Asha get more hate in the fandom than Eldred does? He's just as bad, if not even worse than her. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it, actually she very much does. But Eldred needs to be more hated than he is. He's a very unpleasant character. Had 6 children and favored only one of them and pretty much ignored the others. And literally abounded his son, because some star guy said something bad would happen. He's the main reason Cardan did terrible things to get his attention. It's even possible that Balekin turned evil, because this guy didn't act like a good parent. He deserved to die the way he did.

[ladyashaofelfhame]

I do not deserve hate. Direct it all to Eldred.

[theprincedain]

I told you she was a whore.

-Lady A

Your input means nothing, person who still didn't get a ring even after she had his baby

[ladyashaofelfhame]

You clearly have evidence. You're just too dumb to see her for what she really is.

[theprincedain]

Ah and you must be a Harvard valedictorian in that case. Get over yourself you shrivelled up raisin

[ladyashaofelfhame]

I am in no way shrivelled up. And you have a raisin for a brain, by the way. Even I could tell what she was from the beginning. If you wanted more kids that badly, you could have just come to me.

[theprincedain]

@misseislynelodie your problem.

[misseislynelodie]

Asha, honey, he's not been home for very long. Must you meddle so soon?

[ladyashaofelfhame]

You just don't understand how much it riles me up that she gets everything she wants despite being a disgrace to the Greenbriar name.

[misseislynelodie]

But she's just a girl in love?

[ladyashaofelfhame]

And I'm a woman in love but that wouldn't stop me from sleeping with others. Not that I have, of course.

[misseislynelodie]

You're a woman in love? Oh, aren't you just sweet? It so happens that I am in the mood for a warmer bed...

[ladyashaofelfhame]

You know I can't refuse you when you need assistance. I'll be right with you.

[theprincedain]

I told you she was a whore.

-Lady A

Your input means nothing, person who still didn't get a ring even after she had his baby

[ladyashaofelfhame]

You clearly have evidence. You're just too dumb to see her for what she really is.

[theprincedain]

Ah and you must be a Harvard valedictorian in that case. Get over yourself you shrivelled up raisin

[ladyashaofelfhame]

I am in no way shrivelled up. And you have a raisin for a brain, by the way. Even I could tell what she was from the beginning. If you wanted more kids that badly, you could have just come to me.

[theprincedain]

@misseislynelodie your problem.

[misseislynelodie]

Asha, honey, he's not been home for very long. Must you meddle so soon?

[ladyashaofelfhame]

You just don't understand how much it riles me up that she gets everything she wants despite being a disgrace to the Greenbriar name.

[theprincedain]

At least she has the Greenbriar name. Who are you, not even a Greenbriar, to say what disgraces my family? You weren’t even good enough to be made into a consort.

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Blame Cardan for that, he was the one born under such terrible stars.