Jack The Lad

You know when you drown you don't actually inhale until right before you black out. When you do finally let it in, that's when it stops hurting. It's not scary anymore. It's actually kind of peaceful.

[fckkstyles]

—Right. Did the producers train you for this or?

[fckkingjameseaston]

What, you need trainin' to know how to have a good time? Jesus, you're worse off than I thought--

[daphnesummers-x]

Weren’t calling you a ringleader, my love. Nor am I very good with taking orders, just thought you could give me a few suggestions on things I could still do. — Hmm, a walk sounds lovely. 

So, where are you from James?

[fckkingjameseaston]

Yeah? Can't follow instruction, eh? You'll have to work on that at some point, yeah-- Then let's walk. 

Around. What about yah, where abouts do you call 'home'?

[hfsgrazia]

Oh, no, no, no. This is not some act, I’m stating the truth, okay? Let’s be real here, do you have the balls to actually cause some huge entertaining drama, cause if you would’ve, you wouldn’t be screaming it at the top of your lungs. And besides, I might be a mouthy twat but I’m not scared to speak the truth. 

[fckkingjameseaston]

Why be shy about my capabilities, love? You think if you've got a skill or the ability to do some'at, you're not gonna share that? Maybe you're a bit lacking in the talent area, but trust that, love, I'm not. Congrats, sweetheart, how's that bit workin' out for yah? "Tellin' the truth"-- People don't like that much, do they?

[queen--emma--clarke-deactivated]

Nice to see there’s a wannabe hero among us…Hya, James. I’m Emma. 

[fckkingjameseaston]

Trust me, love, I'm not aimin' to be anyone's hero.

Nice to meet yah, Ems.

[alexis-oneill-deactivated201505]

Of course, I absolutely adore just fitting into every category of the priss stereotype, ha. ‘M not calling you bad company or anything of the likes — just simply stating my thoughts, is all.

I’m not even halfway through my twenties, what the fuck makes you think I’m hoping someone’s goin’ to settle for me? S’fine, I’m not planning on altering m personality to appeal to any cocky fucks.

[fckkingjameseaston]

Then change, darlin', cause it's fittin' like a fuckin' glove. Fair enough, that.

You've got it written all over your face, Alex-- Maybe you're not hopin' for 'settlement', but you're sure 'nough hopin' for somebody. 

[wordsnquotes]

As I am. As I am. All or not at all.

James Joyce, Ulysses 

[laceyriivas]

Honestly? You don’t strike me as a particularly welcoming person. I don’t think I really gained anything except maybe the idea to be careful around you.

[fckkingjameseaston]

Yeah, always honesty, always. 

Well.. Looks like you've got the right idea, then.

[savannahscray-deactivated201504]

Bristol but New York has been my home for a few years. I knew I knew that accent.

[fckkingjameseaston]

Ah, right, go on, then-- I stayed in Bristol for a bit, yeah. Liked it a decent amount. Nev'ah been to New York, though.

Yeah, apparently me accent is givin' my secret away fuckin' left an' right.

[jake-greene-deactivated20150705]

Or you could just tell me. That’s the big island south east on the maps. We have all that in North Carolina.  

[fckkingjameseaston]

Fine, fine, just so as to keep yah from offending anyone else-- Look at a map, imagine it, yeah-- See England, just right, big island, yeah-- Turn your head an' look to the left-- The mass of land right next to England, that's Ireland.

Might have to make a stop, then-- Road trip sounds in order.

[stonedimmacul4te]

[fckkingjameseaston]

guysss i'v got like 0 muse rn and I really need t get my day started, sooo will be back later or so. have the replies listed so will definitely get 'round to them eventually :P

[adrianawcnder-blog]

I suppose we will see a lot of eachother but you’re probably going to have to wait a long time to get me to spill everything, that or you’re going to have to get me very, very drunk.

Ah, and what would the circumstances for bad be?

[fckkingjameseaston]

I don't mind either of those scenarios, honest.

Got to keep evolving, sweetheart, keep people guessin', figurin' yah out, like.

[begavet]

[fckkingjameseaston]

They’ve got this shit about work and jobs, and mate, you’re likely to be tits up if you keep up this bullocks routine— Go on, then, piss off the responsibilities— I’ve got twenty quid saying you won’t help me swap all the shit in that tent over there for all the shit in that tent right here. What’d’you say? You in?

[withnewt]

[savannahscray-deactivated201504]

I did, well I’ll wait. I’m Savannah, where are you from, babe?

[fckkingjameseaston]

Nice one, Savannah. Glasgow parts, yeah-- Up an' up. An' you? Where abouts are you from?

[alexis-oneill-deactivated201505]

Ah, finally — the mighty beast is unleashed. Before you go all psychotic on me and pull out the claws, maybe you should reflect on what I said, yeah? ‘M not trying to paraphrase or anything, but I do recall saying the words ‘unlike many.’ Nowhere in that equation was your name involved, but take it as you will. I mean, hey — if you’re feeling threatened, it’s for a reason, yeah? Your threats don’t frighten me, so please, keep them coming.

Right. ‘S why I haven’t.

[fckkingjameseaston]

Jesus, aren't you just how they warn yah they'll be-- All wound up and in want of a good fuck-- and you could use one, sweetheart. Piss off then if I'm such poor company, a'right. No one's keepin' yah captive to this shit, yeah-- Go on. 

Better like you're waitin' for someone to settle on you--No one likes a priss-bitch of a princess, babes. You'll learn that.