dulce elisabeth.

dulce elisabeth monroe. 8teen.oh lord, heaven knows, we belong way down below.

[survivefck-deactivated20160204]

Obviously. She doesn’t realize I’m old enough to be her father. 

[fckndulce]

Yeah, if you were sleeping with bitches at 4 years old, maybe.

[fckndulce]

So, apparently this kid thought it would be fun to switch my veggie burger for a cheeseburger today. My trip to the principal was well worth it when I heard him getting blasted by his friends for being punched by a girl.

[idkaspen-blog]

Senior year isn’t as fun as they make it look, y’know.

[fckndulce]

Yeah, I'm literally not a fan of senior year.

[briley0k]

Why my mother decided to pop out three annoying brats after she had the perfect child already— I will never understand.

[fckndulce]

I literally have siblings I've never met cause my dad doesn't know how to keep it in his pants.

[survivefck-deactivated20160204]

So today a little freshman girl came up to me in the hallway all panicky and stuff, so I asked her what was wrong and she said that these two dudes were like shoving her around and stuff so I went to go help her out. She led me to where they supposedly were, but once we got there it was like a dead end. Then all of a sudden her expression totally changed and she pounced and tried to make out with me. What the hell is up with these kids? I was never that crazy.

[fckndulce]

Obviously, she needs glasses if she wants to make out with you.

[delirios-de-uma-princes4]

[fckndulce]

dulcemonroe: i woke up like dis

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↳ hannamcfarlane: this is why girls like me are single. ↳ ana.j_: gdi dulce, if this is how all vegetarians look, im about to say fuck meat. ↳ kingahlerz: marry me.

[nnatli]

[allthat-insanity]

[summerset-beauty]

[fckndulce]

dulcemonroe: i woke up like dis

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↳ ohhmarnie: gdi dulce. ↳ twospence: gimme dem boots. ↳ sachacebrit24: IS THAT AN ENGAGEMENT RING ↳ dulcemonroe: @sachacebrit24 bro thats not my left hand smfh

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