wake your dreams

Octavian [ahk-TAYV-ee-ən]: the try-hard oddball who can't seem to get a handle on life.

[la-lydiagreenwood-blog]

[fckotto]

I hate you.

[jcssicxdrcws]

It’s not bad that I have a room just to store all my comic books… is it?

[fckotto]

Wow, you know, that room could have a much more useful purpose, like for storing pizza. But instead you use it to store comic books. You've failed.

[fckotto]

OMG HEY HEY I MISSED U

[fckotto]

also hmu if u wanna plot aye

[edgarffs-blog]

I am eternally sorry, but I ended up making pizza. If you can hook yo’ girl up with some pot, though, beautiful things can happen.

[fckotto]

Ah, I ain't even mad, pizza is my life. I can definitely do that. Maybe we can make pot pizza. 

[rosa-garciaa-deactivated2014080]

I just saw someone propose to someone on the beach, in front of everyone. It was so romantic.

[fckotto]

I'm glad I wasn't there, I would've probably puked.

[fuckshae]

But, if the sun’s a ball of fire, why isn’t there smoke?

[fckotto]

Because you're an idiot, that's why.

[wassuptilly]

I think I’ve eaten all the cotton candy and hot dogs.

[fckotto]

All of them? There better be some fucking pizza around here then.

[edgarffs-blog]

So, I asked the people of twitter what I should make for dinner. Half of them said meth. The other half said pot brownies. Cool.

[fckotto]

If you decide to make either of those, please invite me for dinner.

[kgiannas]

Okay, here I go.

[fckotto]

Ow, fuck. You hit hard... that turns me on.

[tyleroakleysslave-deactivated20]

[fuckshae]

I think my outfit today is cute.

[fckotto]

You're the only one that thinks that.

[srslytate-deactivated20220205]

I got compared to a rabbit today.

[fckotto]

Do you not get compared to a rabbit every day?

[kgiannas]

Ha, that’s what they say. I’m glad that you liked it. Go ahead enjoy because I’m going to punch your face in any minute now.

[fckotto]

Bring it on. Hit me baby one more time.

[kgiannas]

Deal, I’m cool with it. You can touch my tits.

[fckotto]

Really? This is one of the best deals I've ever made. Has anyone told you you have really nice boobs?

[kgiannas]

So you’re gonna let me punch you in the face, yes?

[fckotto]

I'll let you punch me in the face if you let me touch your boobs. It's a win-win situation.. except I get punched in the face.

[kgiannas]

You’re so cute. I want to punch your face.

[fckotto]

Awh, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. I'm flattered.