king of staten island

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kingofstatenisland: Late night park dates with this cutie. I’m so thankful to have your shining presence back in my life 🥺

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Ariana: We should just do it, you know. Delete our Twitter's, instagrams, emails, hell, our LinkedIn's if we even have them which I'm sure someone on either of our teams have set them up for it. Let's quit the internet and move to a remote island. We'll live off the land and far away from civilization.

Ariana: I used to be used to New York. I was here full time not too long ago. I made the switch to LA and I guess I kind of lost my roots a bit. But my favorite thing about New York is Gossip Girl and in the same way that Blair Waldorf would, I'm going to make this city my bitch again. You can help me, but you'd have to wear a headband. Rules are rules. Well, I'm glad you're not looking to get rid of me anytime soon because I don't think I plan on leaving anytime soon. This place is good for me.

Pete: I could easily do that and I feel like the world wouldn't even bat an eye. But the moment you delete your LinkedIn account, you know the entire world is going to go into a frenzy. How else will the world know where you're working and what you're up to? They need access to that resume!

Pete: That's not even your favorite thing about New York. Gossip Girl is like your favorite thing in general. Even more so since you've been on this rewatch binge and forcing me to watch with you. I'm not even going to lie, I'm pretty into it. So I get it. Can I at least be Serena or are you going to subject me to minion status? I'm glad you're not planning on leaving anytime soon. You're welcome to stay here for as long as you'd like. After all, it's much more fun when you're around anyway. This place isn't as lonely and depressing anymore since you've been around.

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Ariana: You definitely did the best thing for you in that moment, and I respect that. I am sorry that it had to come to that, though. It should have never happened and I love my fans but they should do better. I frequently think about deleting my social media. I would if it wouldn't lead to thousands of articles dissecting all the reasons why I did it.

Ariana: You just being your kind and perfect self is all that I need and want right now, if that's okay with you. I don't need anything special or fancy. Just you, some yummy food, a good movie, and I think that's all about it. It does. Being back in New York takes me back to some better and easier days. It's crazy how much has changed since I essentially moved away from it all. LA is nice and I love it there, I mean, my life is there - but New York has such a different feel and vibe to it. I've just missed it. The make outs are pretty nice, too. I have to admit. Maybe nice enough to keep me here longer than I originally planned.

Pete: It's not your fault and I don't hold it against you at all. At the end of the day, it's the internet. There's always going to be people like that around, unfortunately. I hate how social media dictates our lives so much nowadays. God forbid you delete your Twitter. Millions of articles and speculations would be out in minutes, analyzing what led you to that decision. It's insane.

Pete: That's more than alright with me. I can certainly provide myself, food, and all the best movies you could ever want. LA is overrated, but then again I'm incredibly biased because New York is just in my blood. And when you're used to the LA lifestyle, New York is just an entirely different world. I've missed the make outs very much. So you have no idea how happy I am to know that they're the reason you want to extend your stay out here. You're more than welcome to stay as long as you'd like. I'm certainly in no rush to get rid of you.

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kingofstatenisland: you’re such a dream to me ☁️

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Ariana: I'm sorry they're like that. I love them, but sometimes it's just all too much. This is why I've kept all of my relationships after you somewhat private and hidden away from socials. It isn't worth sharing it with the rest of the world and having people be assholes to the person I love. But also, I'm so so sorry on their behalf for everything they put you through. It wasn't fair at all and you deserved so much better than the treatment you were given.

Ariana: You're such a good guy, Pete. One of the sweetest souls I know. I care about you so much and I hope you always know and recognize that. I never want to see you hurt and if I can prevent that in any way, I'm going to. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being someone I can count on through all my days, not even just my bad ones. You don't even know how much it means to me to have you here. Thank god we're a lot more different than we were. In a word, that year was definitely complicated.

Pete: Hey, it's not your fault. You can only do so much to tame them. At the end of the day, some of them are just always going to feel the need to defend you. I admit, they go hard for you and I respect their loyalty and everything. But sometimes I feel like they just don't understand that words can hurt. That's why I deleted social media and I feel like overall, it was the best thing I've ever done for my mental health.

Pete: The same goes for you. You have the sweetest and purest heart out of everyone I know. I never ever want to see you hurting either. I'm sorry that you're going through this breakup currently and you're hurting. But if there's anything I can do for you to distract you or take your mind off of things, you know I'll do anything for you. You have no idea how much it means to ME to have YOU here. It feels like the old days. Just cuddling on the couch and having Harry Potter marathons. Joking around and teasing one another. My favorite part about having you back here has definitely been the making out, 10/10 would do again.

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Ariana: You're right. I won't put you through that kind of deep questioning. Plus you know they'd sell the story to all the media outlets and start shit about how we're 'back on' or something. Yeah, it does. I mean, it's been a shitty time since it happened, but I'm working on me and working on who I am without a guy in my life. I hope to come back to the world as a new and improved Ari.

Ariana: You didn't even have to try. You were just a natural and so good at understanding me. Sometimes I think I never should have let you go. Things were different then, just like they're different now. We can figure out this new chapter page by page and see how it all goes. Just promise me you won't skip to the end.

Pete: The last thing we need is the media hounding us again. Your fans are crazy and I know they'd come for me the moment TMZ leaked that article. I'm proud of you. You're a strong, independent woman, who don't need a man.

Pete: I just understand what it's like dealing with mental health issues. I also know what it's like to lose someone close to you. So I get the grieving process and the amount of pain you go through. There's never any judgement on my end, cause lord knows I've been though it all over the years. I agree. I think we're both different, stronger people since then. It's a whole new chapter and I promise that we can read through together and see what happens as it happens.

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kingofstatenisland: i’m so happy that you’re back here once again🤍

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Ariana: I'd have to say that one of them does sound more appealing to me than the other as well. We'll figure it out once I get there. After a six hour plane ride I may just pass the fuck out right at your front door for all I know. Eh, I guess. I just ignore them all. Sometimes I think being on my own is good for me, you know? It teaches me a lot about myself.

Ariana: That was one of the best things about being with you. You were always so kind and gentle with me and I was always so comfortable around you. You're a prince, Pete Davidson.

Pete: Please don't pass out right at my front door. At least come inside and pass out somewhere in here. Otherwise the neighbors would be suspicious as to why a tiny woman is napping outside of my apartment. I think being on your own is definitely good for everyone at one point or another in their lives. I feel like being alone causes you to be with your thoughts and do a lot of self reflecting. Which is never really a bad thing. You just have to do whatever you feel like is best for you in the moment.

Pete: I'm glad to know you were always comfortable. I always tried my best to make you feel that way. I never wanted to put any pressure or extra stress on you. I know how much you've gone through in your life and more stress is never what anyone needs.

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Ariana: Stop it. I can bore you with all the details later, or we can just do a lot less talking too if that's okay. It's all good. I mean, I'm not good at being single but I'm getting through it with lots of Prosecco and vegan chocolate chip cookies.

Ariana: I've missed your hugs. You're so much taller than I am so you just about tower over me, which just makes them that much better.

Pete: I'm more than alright with either of those options. However one does sound more appealing than the other. It all just depends on how you're feeling. That's because you're literally the hottest woman on earth so the moment you become single, men start lining up to be your next potential suitor.

Pete: I've missed you and your shortness. You're just the tiniest human so it's so easy to just pick you up and hold you close always.

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Ariana: And I miss talking to you all the time. So this works our perfectly.

Ariana: Yeah, just okay. It's... been a weird time being single in the city again. I haven't gone through a break up this bad since ours. I'll spare you the details for now, they're long and boring and I'd rather just talk to you about good things than dwell on about things that don't matter anymore. Yeah? Expect me there soon, then. Like, two days soon. I just booked a flight.

Pete: I'm trying very hard to act like I'm not interested to hear about the fact that you're single again. I really am sorry that you're going through all of that. I don't wish that kind of heartbreak on anyone.

Pete: I'm already cleaning up the place and getting ready for your company! I can't wait to see you and hug your small self again.

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Ariana: Hey. You absolutely don't look dumb or pathetic. You should know I always love talking to you and you're always welcome to reach out.

Ariana: I'm doing... okay. Been better, but I've also been worse. I miss you too. How are things over in New York? I've been thinking about leaving LA for a while now, I may pay you a visit soon.

Pete: That's good to know. Because I never get tired of talking to you.

Pete: Just okay? You know I'm always here if you ever need to talk about anything that's on your mind. No pressure of course, but I'm just putting that out there. Things are good over here, but they would be a hell of a lot better if you were here.

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Pete: Hey. I know it's been a while and I probably look dumb and pathetic for still trying to reach out to you after all this time.

Pete: But I hope you're doing well. Just know I miss you.

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kingofstatenisland: on nights like these, i really miss you

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Ariana: Well, if it helps I always loved all of your posts. Your high pictures were always my favorite. If you ever decide to come back, I'll be here with open arms and an aggressive tweet to anyone who tries it.

Ariana: I know, I'm the worst. I hope she doesn't hate me for it. You gotta listen to her, Pete! Some of that shit is actually pretty valuable. I know a lot of people thinks it's just bullshit, but no sir. It's perfectly valid.

Pete: I have to say, that's a very tempting offer. Just the fact that I have the queen of pop defending my honor for my return to social media.

Pete: I don't think she could ever hate you. You're by far her favorite out of all of my exes that I've brought around her. I think astrology is all just bullshit. People say I am the way I am because I'm a Scorpio. No, I am the way I am because of a mental health disorder and copious amounts of weed.

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John: I'll throw a little Mulaney charm her way. Whatever the fuck that actually is. I hate that I said it already. Regardless, we're going to have your mother as the SNL host if there's anything we can do about it.

John: I'd believe it. If that's the case, I've yet to get my million dollar check of only royalties in the mail. And you most likely never will. Similarly to Barney, again, he never looks bad in pictures - you'll likely never catch me in sweats. Unless you break into my apartment and in that case I feel the need to remind you that is criminal.

Pete: The Mulaney charm is nothing but you being an awkward human being and people finding it endearing. If I tried to pull that shit, people would think I was a crazy lunatic...which I am, but that's besides the point. I can't wait to break this news to her. She's not going to be excited at all. But we'll need to hype her up and boost her confidence before her show.

Pete: But then again, maybe it's a good thing. Only because that show is notorious for having the most unsatisfying series finale of any show ever. I mean, I wasted nine years of my life watching to find out what happened, and I'm still pissed off about it. What if I unexpectedly drop by your apartment while you're wearing sweats? Or would you just attempt to change before opening the door?

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John: We should just have her be a guest start on SNL one of these days. Screw all those celebrity guests, they're all really fuckin stiff anyway. Your mom would be a hit.

John: I've got a suit for every occasion, dear boy. Barney Stinson's got nothing on this guy. I just don't think I could do that, man. That obviously fits your vibe as a poster child for millennials, but if I don't look like I'm about to host a telethon 98% of the time I may actually have an identity crisis. It's all I've known. You dare speak of my Petunia in that way!

Pete: I keep telling her that but she insists she's not funny enough or enough of a star to host. I disagree. Maybe you can convince her. She loves you more anyway.

Pete: Maybe they wrote Barney Stinson after you? At least when it comes to his suit collection, that is. You know, you do look like a telethon host 98% of the time. I don't think I've ever seen you in jeans or sweatpants like ever. Petunia is the cutest gremlin I know though.

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Ariana: I totally get that. I couldn't ever really fully delete all of my social media, but I do go on breaks often. I'll check in every now and then, but stepping back and stepping away from that entire online world is good for the soul and your sanity.

Ariana: Give me her number, dammit! I can't believe you've been keeping it from me this whole time. I'm long overdue to have a decent conversation with someone about astrology and your mom was always the best to talk to about that stuff. Because she's the best. I only make exceptions for the best people.

Pete: Well I'm nowhere near the superstar that you are. So people don't miss me as much from social media as they would you. Breaks are always a good thing. The negativity can just get to be too much sometimes online.

Pete: -insert Pete's mom's number here- I can't believe you didn't have it in your phone already. I'm sure my mom will appreciate the random astrology chats. Especially since they go in one ear and out the other since I'm usually high af when she's telling me about it.