Inked.

@ryknight Art is the only way to run away without leaving home

[fckryk]

there’s a reason i said i would be happy alone it was because i thought if i loved someone, and then it  f e l l  a p a r t , i might not make it.  because what if you learn that you need love?  and then you don’t have it? 

[fckryk]

“You’re kidding, right? We can’t have that. Camp is supposed to be fun! They’re supposed to make friends and do fun activites, not have their face in their phone the whole time.”

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees the problem. I lied and told them that they were banned here so that might hold them off for a while. I’m hoping none of them are smart enough to look at the camp rules.

[fckryk]

Seriously, though. Except I don’t know if I’m really surprised I didn’t get caught I mean, I tried my hardest t’keep it all under wraps. And I mean my very hardest. I like the way you think – something tells me that pranking the little guys is going to be even more fun than what we put our counselors through.

At least you were smart about it. I wrote my name by it or laughed at them for falling for it. It’s pretty overwhelming to have this much power. We could basically do whatever prank we want and not get in trouble for it now. 

[fckryk]

“An iWatch? I don’t even know what that is! I don’t even have the iPhone 5 yet – my iPhone 4 is still going strong. Remember back in our hay-day at camp? When the only thing we were worried about was the lake being too cold, and not whether or not there’s outlets?”

Don’t find out, your brain might shrink just hearing about that pointless invention. I admire you for your iPhone 4, my Android is still holding on too. And that, dear Rose, is why I’m so disappointed. I want to see them running around after each other and make mud cakes like normal kids. 

[fckryk]

“I say we ban them. Lets throw all of them into a box. Make them have fun. And hey we could have fun too by changing the settings and stuff!! Or we could just threaten to tell their parent we overheard them swearing. That will make them put it away.”

You’re a genius, A. I say we combine all of that and threaten to tell their parents about the swearing if anyone refuses to put them in the box unlocked. Once we had all of them we can change the setting to a different language 

[fckryk]

I enjoy the fact that no one really gave a shit about watches until the iWatch came out and now everyones swarming to get one. Personally, I didn’t give a shit about watches then and I still don’t give a shit about watches now  — that was slightly off topic, disregard it. But hey, look on the bright side, at least now that means less work for us and less idiotic behavior to put up with.

I don’t even understand those watches? They do fewer things than your phone? Taking out your phone isn’t that big of a hassle so that you need it on your wrist too. I completely agree with you. Honestly I was actually looking forward to counseling the kids and planning stuff that we use to do. Plus, I may or may not have told them electronics weren’t allowed and that they had to put them all away until they left?

[fckryk]

If anything, children and kittens are my weaknesses. I have a bad feelin’ that this is just going to be some weird representation of how this summer is about to go. It was fun being a little prank mastermind camper, but being the one at the butt of the prank isn’t going to be fun.

Those were the good old days. I’m still surprised I never got banned for all the stuff I made the counselors go through. Being a little prank mastermind doesn’t have to change. It’s just little prank mastermind counselor pranking the campers and the other counselors here now. 

[fckryk]

The amount of kids that have asked me where they can charge their iPhone is ridiculous. There are eight year olds walking around with that new iWatch shit and I’m very disappointed. We might have been the last generation who actually enjoyed and had fun at this place.

[katalinsmusings]

A random kitten walked up to me earlier and I was so mystified by the cuteness of the random kitten at camp that while I was loving on it, it literally bit the shit out of my hand… Time to stop trusting baby animals and go get a band-aid or something… Why do kittens have to be so cute but so evil? It’s unfair.

[fckryk]

I’m going to use this story when I’m asked why I’m a dog person. Remember this while you’re here, all the kids might be cute but most of them are plain evil. 

[fckryk]

Hey sweet peas! So I’m mobile rn bc I’m at work and don’t know how to put it under a read more, don’t judge me!

Anyways here’s a bit about ryker:

He’s overall a really nice guy but is very selective with allowing himself to get attached to others. He’ll usually get really close to someone and push them away since in his head anyone he gets close to will end up hurt one way or another. He’ll never be mean or rude to anyone without a motive and is really good at holding a grudge.

He secretly really misses the camp and everyone in it but will most likely not show it.

Speaking of which I’d love a ton of connections from the camp! Like a best friend, ex girlfriend/boyfriend, crush and even an enemy bc drama?!

But really I’m open to anything so come be cute in my inbox or like this and I’ll get to you? I’ll get to all u cuties asap and wow I’m excited for this

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