Eggz 🍳

Just a queer Xicano trying to make my way through this life 🍃 Bay Area➡️DC Bay Area ➡️DC

[oddly-romantic]

when ur mentally ill and having An Episode™ but u dont want anyone to know

[thegiantpandabear]

Tops with no vocabulary be like

[lonely-epidemic]

Stop top shaming. They’re humans too

[proto-homo]

So we gotta put in 85% of the work and have a script written with lines memorized???

[niambi]

85%?!?!?

[proto-homo]

Okay, you right. It’s more like 97.42%

[dotdotfrot-deactivated20190813]

I- 97.42%?

[thegiantpandabear]

Bottoms: *clean out for 20 minutes, watch what they eat for the entire day, blow the top for 15 minutes, ride the top while supporting their entire body weight, deal with possibly being sore afterward for a short time*

Tops: *get hard and just shove it in, sometimes don’t help the bottoms finish after they finish because they just fall asleep*

97.42% tho

[directorbear]

Reblogging again for this newest addition.

[akhan2001]

[mudwerks]

what

[justfuckingjacks-deactivated201]

[vanragrag]

in honor of Mean Girls Day

[make--it--gayer]

conservatives:

[make--it--gayer]

[make--it--gayer]

I love math

[make--it--gayer]

[make--it--gayer]

[make--it--gayer]

[adeles]

Happy Mean Girls Day (2018)! October 3rd falls on a Wednesday this year so we wear pink. Dress accordingly!

[englishmajorhumor]

Get in, loser, we’re going voting. 

Register, check your registration status, request an absentee ballot, and find your polling place! https://www.vote.org/

[runwithskizzers]

i think this will be the only version of this meme i reblog today 

[big-perk]

Super facts

[queenstravelingdarling]

YOU HAVE INDEEED COMMITTED RAPE

[justbant3r]

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

[greyscalesound]

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

[gharibajameel]

THEY GIVE THE SYMBIOTE TITTIES WHEN IT AND EDDIE ARE KISSING? LMAOOOOOO

[gharibajameel]

I CANT UNDERSTAND THE HETEROSEXUAL MIND

[greatfay]

[firelxrdazula]

Me during a home invasion, and the burglar tells me he hasnt seen Avatar: the Last Airbender: